Alma Quotes in Boyka: Undisputed (2016)

Alma: So you came all this way to save me?

Boyka: I've come here to save myself.

Scorpion: Do you really believe there's still civilization somewhere in the world?

Alma: Mm hm.

Scorpion: What would you do if there isn't?

Alma: People need to believe in something. They need to hope, to dream. You haven't lost hope either.

Scorpion: What makes you think so?

Alma: Otherwise, why would you continue to fight?

Scorpion: I fight to survive.

Hendrik Heyst: You're English, of course.

Alma: [Nodding] Who do you always smile when you talk?

Hendrik Heyst: Oh, do I? I'm afraid it's just a habit.

Alma: I've never seen anyone smile the way you do.

Hendrik Heyst: How did you ever get mixed up with these people?

Alma: Bad luck.

Alma: You were right, Anton. We will never get any flycatchers. Besides, it's animal cruelty. Because I know what it's like to be stuck in that sticky goo.

Alma: Have you ever been laid, Stolen Boy?

Máximo Espejo: We all missed Marina. What's keeping her?

Lola: I just spoke to her. Your rain scene made her toothache worse.

Alma: He told me all about it. It sounded amazing!

Lola: Sure, it's great hanging in the rain for hours like "A Man Called Horse."

Máximo Espejo: Lola, please forgive my alcohol-induced aggression, but while I can't stand your mug, you've got a great pair of tits!

Alma: It's true.

Jerry: [Alma is providing the voices for "The Lion King"] Listen to me. I need to you say the line. I need you to say "I will piss on the bones of your ancestors"...

Mike: No, no! That's not in the movie!

Jerry: [interrupts] This is the next Lion King. This is Part II.

Alma: Roar! I will piss on the bones of your ancestors!

Alma: If there's anything worse than a woman living alone, it's a woman saying she likes it.

Alma: [Jan's just got off the phone with Brad, laying down the "rules" for the party line, which Alma's been listening in, to their whole conversation. Alma hangs up the extension, in the kitchen, and picks up her morning cocktail, as Jan comes in] You know, he makes pretty good sense.

Jan: Were you listening in again?

Alma: Yes, ma'am.

Jan: Alma, have you no shame?

Alma: No, ma'am, he's brightened up many-a-dreary afternoon, for me.

Jan: What did he say that makes such "good sense"?

Alma: [quoting Brad] "If there's anything worse than a woman living alone, it's a woman saying she likes it."

Jan: Well, I do like it.

[Alma makes a face of disbelief]

Jan: I have a good job, a lovely apartment, I go out with very nice men to the best places; the theatre, finest restaurants...

[exasperated]

Jan: What am I missing?

Alma: [chuckling] When you have to ask, believe me, you're missin' it.

Jan: What's a girl supposed to do? Goo out on the street, and ask the first man she meets to come home with her?

Alma: No - don't do that, ma'am.

[chuckles to herself]

Alma: It don't work.

[Alma takes a sip of her drink]

Jan: [Trying to convince Alma she loves living alone] Well, what am I missing?

Alma: If you have to ask, you're missing it!

Jan: [walks in after finishing a meeting with Jonathan and seeing Alma's on the kitchen extension] Hi, All, any calls?

Alma: [swooning, puts her hand over the receiver] It's him.

[Alma goes back to listening on the phone, and Jan smirks and looks at her watch]

Jan: [Jan walks over to Alma, and takes the phone out of her hand] Mr. Allen, you're on *my* half-hour.

[Jan hangs the phone up with a smirk]

Alma: Party pooper!

[Alma grabs her bag, and lumbers to the front door]

Jan: [Jan chuckles and starts walking away when the phone rings. She picks it up] Hello?

Brad Allen: Don't ever do that, again.

Jan: Mr. Allen, we made an agreement; you were on *my* time.

Brad Allen: Alright. So, I overlapped by a few measly minutes. What am I supposed to do when someone calls me? Be as rude as you are?

Jan: Have you anything else to say?

Brad Allen: Yes. Get off my back, lady. Stop living vicariously on what you think I do! There are plenty of warm rolls in the bakery - stop pressing your nose against the window!

[slams phone down]

Alma: [Angrily] Get out and die! Get out and die! You rot in Hell, you filthy vermin!

Kleinmann: It's good to see you're not bitter after all these years.

Alma: [to Kleinmann] Whatever they think of you, I'm sure you're guilty of it!

Alma: [talking to Susan Bradley] I sent my picture into one of those Lonely Hearts Clubs and they sent it back, saying "We're NOT that lonely!"

Alma: Chris, what's wrong?

Chris Maule: Marty Peters was just here.

Alma: Marty Peters? The man who shot the last blacksmith?

Chris Maule: He... he... he did what?

[Chris has just been made the new blacksmith]

Alma: Well, it's all based on circumstantial evidence. No one actually saw the bullet leave the gun.

[Chris faints dead away]

Alma: [singing] Yeah, they say they have hair on their chest, the only thing I've seen is just a fancy vest. Holy smackers, milk and crackers but it's wild in the wild, wild west.

Alma: Sit down and - and get comfortable. I'll make you a martini and see what's to cook for dinner.

Robert E. Lee "Prew' Prewitt: Hey, this is like being married, ain't it?

Alma: It's better.

Alma: [Maggio offers her a drink] No, thanks, I don't drink.

[Maggio gives her a look]

Alma: I think it's a weakness.

Angelo Maggio: I grant ya that.

Alma: [to Prewitt] You don't like weakness do you?

Robert E. Lee "Prew' Prewitt: No, I don't like weakness... but I like to drink!

Alma: Prew, it's true we love each other now, we need each other, but back in the States it might be different.

Robert E. Lee "Prew' Prewitt: That ain't the real reason.

Alma: You're right, it's not.

Robert E. Lee "Prew' Prewitt: What is the real reason?

Alma: I - I won't marry you because I don't want to be the wife of a soldier.

Robert E. Lee "Prew' Prewitt: Well, that... would be about the best I could ever do for you.

Alma: Because nobody's going to stop me from my plan. Nobody, nothing. Because I want to be proper!

Robert E. Lee "Prew' Prewitt: Proper.

Alma: Yes, proper! In another year I'll have enough money saved. Then I'm going to go back to my home town in Oregon, and I'm going to build a house for my mother and myself, and join the country club and take up golf. Then I'll meet the proper man with the proper position, to make a proper wife, and can run a proper home and raise proper children. And I'll be HAPPY because when you're PROPER you're SAFE!

Robert E. Lee "Prew' Prewitt: You've got guts, honey. I hope you can pull that off.

Alma: I do mean it when I say I need you. 'Cause I'm lonely. You think I'm lying, don't you?

Robert E. Lee "Prew' Prewitt: Nobody ever lies about being lonely.

Glen Waddell: We're movin'.

Anney Boatwright: What? Where?

Glen Waddell: Found us a new place over by the JC Penney mill.

Aunt Ruth: Why? What's wrong with this place?

Alma: Damn you, Glen Waddell. Don't you take Anney so far away.

Tyrone: Uh, Alma is it? We don't...

Alma: What? I'm black ain't I, I wanna help my community right or do you think oppression ends with that thing dangling between your legs?

Tyrone: But...

Alma: But nothing! We want full-fledged membership in the Black Panther Party and none of that alright sugar as long as you play the background, rubbing my feet, getting my drink bullshit, you dig?

Alma: What's the matter? Why are you just standing there? Has something happened?

Lina: If something has happened? Well, I don't really know what to say but... All the hens are dead!

Anton: What? Are the hens dead?

Alma: Dead?

Lina: And the rooster is drunk.

Alma: Drunk?

Lina: And the piglet is drunk. And, concerning Emil...

Alma: [worried] Yes?

Lina: Emil is...

Alma: What's the matter with Emil?

Lina: Emil is... also drunk.

Alma: [Emil has promised to preach soberness and is smashing a bunch of bottles of Cherry wine made for Mrs. Petrell] Emil! What are you doing?

Emil: I'm preaching for soberness. And I'm starting with Mrs. Petrell.

Alma: Have you found what you are looking for?

Axel Heyst: No.

Alma: Is it money?

Axel Heyst: [scoffs] What money? If it was money, it wouldn't be interesting.

Alma: Did you just say you are a recent widow?

Martha: Yes.

Alma: It's only been a year for me too.

Martha: You lost your husband?

Alma: It was a freak accident,it was, unbelievable actually.

Martha: We don't have to talk about it.

Alma: He was away on business in Japan and ah, the hotel he was in caught fire. He was trapped in his room and he had to jump 5 stories. Miraculously he survived the fall, it was another man jumping from the 10th floor that landed on top of him.

Bobby Jay: People oughta be like dogs - you get too old, just shoot 'em.

Alma: But who's to say who gets shot?

Bobby Jay: Why me, honey.

Clay Lomax: Sooner of later, it comes your turn, 'cause if you live you get older and if you live long enough you get old.

Bobby Jay: Hey, you told me you could cook!

Alma: You point a gun and I'll tell you I could fly and do walkin' on water and turnin' sticks into snakes.