Allison the Bride Quotes in The Lonely Guy (1984)

Larry Hubbard: I just wanted to meet anybody.

Allison the Bride: I know. It can be rough. Did you try a fern?

Larry Hubbard: Yeah.

Allison the Bride: Did you try a dog?

Larry Hubbard: Yeah, but they don't seem to really help that much.

Larry Hubbard: You're making a big mistake! This man is not for you!

[bride and groom turn around and Larry realizes it's not Iris and Jack]

Allison the Bride: He's right!

[throws down flowers]

Groom: Allison!

Larry Hubbard: [to man] Isn't this First Presbyterian?

Guest in Church: No, Third Methodist.

Larry Hubbard: Grrrr!