Alistair Quotes in S Club Seeing Double (2003)

Alistair: I promise you, it won't always be like this; one day, your records won't sell, the label will drop you and even I won't return your calls.

Jo: I like the sound of the last bit anyway.

Alistair: Joseph Stalin said that the death of one person is a tragedy. The death of a million, a statistic.

Alistair: You know, I believe death should be repulsive, so we don't grow too fond of it.

Alistair: You won't shoot her. You suffer from the hero's curse of hope.

Mike: Yeah, I got hope. I hope my first shot blows your fuckin' head off!

Alistair: How enticing the smell of cheap perfume can be... or is that fear?

Alistair: I'd like to say I can feel your pain... but I can't.

Alistair: You can end this lesson whenever you wish... just ask me to kill you.

[Alistair's bound and gagged victim reacts violently]

Alistair: She wants to live. Very well... the lesson comes.