Alison Quotes in Bronson (2008)

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Alison Quotes:

  • Charles Bronson: I love you.

    Alison: What?

    Charles Bronson: [repeats himself] I love you.

    Alison: It's been nice. But I love Brian.

    Charles Bronson: [taken aback] Who's Brian?

    Alison: He's my boyfriend. And he's coming here to bike.

    Charles Bronson: Brian...

    [clenches his fists]

  • Alison: I won't castrate my art!

  • Alison: Don't worry. I'm still a virgin. Every time I do it, it's like the first time because I love it so much.

  • Josh Whitney: I made it all up.

    Alison: Even the Liberty Maid?

    Josh Whitney: Yes, I got your hair and red hat off a juice box.

    Alison: Lord almighty, I've met my maker.

  • Tom: She took a giant shit on my face. Literally.

    Alison: Literally?

    Tom: Not literally. That's disgusting. Jesus. What's the matter with you?

  • Alison: Can I ask you a question?

    Tom: Yeah.

    Alison: She never cheated on you?

    Tom: No. Never.

    Alison: She ever take advantage of you in any way?

    Tom: No...

    Alison: And she told you upfront that she didn't want a boyfriend?

    Tom: Yeah...

  • Alison: [on phone with Frank] Brad and I are getting married.

    Frank: Well, tell Brad, uh... when he's down there to smell my balls, alright?

    Alison: [to Brad] Frank says hi.

  • Gib: [encounter a padlocked trailer while attempting to get out of the rain] It's locked! Good! This is very good! It's important that this place should have an air-tight security system... in the middle of nowhere!

    Alison: [digs through her bag] I might have a nail file... I have a credit card. I have a credit card!

    Gib: Credit cards work on a completely different kind of lock.

    Gib: No, you don't seem to understand. I have a credit card!

    Gib: You have a credit card?

    Alison: I have a credit card!

    Gib: [relieved] You have a credit card.

    Alison: [suddenly crestfallen] Oh. My dad told me *specifically* I can only use it in case of an emergency.

    Gib: [sarcastically] Well, maybe one will come up.

  • Alison: You'll never believe what I wanted to be when I was six.

    Gib: A classics professor?

  • Alison: What are you doing?

    Gib: I'm going to bed.

    Alison: Not with me you're not.

    Gib: I'm not going to bed with you, I'm going to bed in a bed you happen to be in also.

  • Alison: [ranting about Gib] And you should see the crap he eats! Cheese balls and beer for breakfast!

    Jason: [shocked] How do you know what he eats for breakfast?

  • Alison: You can't go in there.

    Gib: Yes I can. This is America, you can go anywhere.

  • Alison: You didn't sleep with her?

    Gib: Still seeing Jason?

    Alison: Broke up.

    Gib: That's too bad.

    Alison: You didn't sleep with her.

    Gib: Wasn't my type.

  • Judy: For your information, Alison here is acting all bitchy because I want to set up some paid play dates with a few boys from Moore.

    Mary: Play dates?

    Judy: Yes.

    Mary: You mean for shagging?

    Dominica: Mm-hmm. I think it's so cool.

    Mary: I think it sounds awful. And completely illegal.

    Alison: Yes, it is, Judy.

    Judy: Stop being such a fucking square, Mary.

    Alison: Mary is not a square. She's old-fashioned.

    Judy: I'm sorry, but marrying an agent who is gonna help our little Ginger here with her career and give her a life of arm candy doesn't maker her old-fashioned, it makes her a fucking moron.

  • Alison: Is that the waiter? Hello...

    Madeline: No, that's just a gay guy without a jacket.

  • Alison: [Referring to Jake] The man is a walking erection.

  • Will: [Referring to Ida's boss] Bitch! No offence. Sorry ladies.

    Alison: Oh please, we've called her way worse things than that.

    [after some more talk]

    Will: [Referring to Clark's ex-wife] Bitch! No offence.

    Alison: We've called her worse.

  • Jack Lint: [about his wife's cosmetic surgery] Remember how they used to stick out?

    Sam Lowry: Oh, um yes. I always used to wonder if they were real.

    Alison: My ears?

  • [first lines]

    Alison: Faster.

    Emily: No, no, no.

  • Mitchell Stephens: Well, enough rage and helplessness and your love turns to something else.

    Alison: What... does it turn to?

    Mitchell Stephens: It turns to steaming piss.

  • Mitchell Stephens: I woke to the sound of Zoe's breathing. It was laboured. I looked over and noticed she was sweating and all swollen. I grabbed her, rushed to the kitchen, and splashed water on her face.

    Alison: What happened?

    Mitchell Stephens: I didn't know. I was in a panic. I guessed she'd been bitten by an insect, but there was no doctor. The nearest hospital was forty miles away, and Zoe was continuing to swell. Klara took her in her arms and tried to breast-feed her, while I dialed the hospital. I finally got a doctor on the line. He sounded young, but cool. He was confident, but there was a nervousness. He had been an intern. This was the first time he ever had to deal with anything like this. He wanted to seem like he knew what he was doing, but he was just as scared as I was.He surmised that there was a nest of baby black widow spiders in the mattress. He told me they had to be babies, or else with Zoe's weight she'd be dead. He told me I had to rush her to the hospital. He was alone. There was no ambulance available. 'Now you listen', he said, 'There's a good chance you can get her to me before her throat closes, but the important thing is to keep her calm.' He asked if there was one of us she was more relaxed with than the other. I said, 'Yes, with me.' Which was true enough, especially at that moment. Klara was wild-eyed with fear, and her fear was contagious. I was a better actor than she was, that's all. Zoe loved us equally then. Just like she hates us both equally now. The doctor told me that I should hold her in my lap, and let Klara drive to the hospital. He asked me to bring a small, sharp knife. It had to be clean. There was no time to sterilize properly. He explained how to perform an emergency tracheotomy. How to cut into my daughter's throat and windpipe without causing her to bleed to death. He told me there'd be a lot of blood. I said I didn't think I could do it. 'If her throat closes up and stops her breathing, you'll have to, Mr. Stephens. You'll have a minute and a half, two minutes maybe, and she'll probably be you can keep her calm and relaxed, if you don't let her little heart beat too fast and spread the poison around, then you might just make it over here first. You get going now', and he hung up. It was an unforgettable drive. I was divided into two people. One part of me was Daddy, singing a lullaby to his little girl. The other part was a surgeon, ready to cut into her throat. I waited for the second that Zoe's breath stopped to make that incision.

    Alison: What happened?

    Mitchell Stephens: Oh, nothing. We made it to the hospital. I didn't have to go as far as I was prepared to. But I was prepared to go all the way.

  • Mitchell Stephens: I've done everything the loving father of a drug addict is supposed to do... I've sent her to the best hospitals, she's seen all the best doctors. It doesn't matter. Two weeks later she's on the street. New York, Vancouver, Pittsburgh, Toronto, L.A. The next time I hear from her, it's a phone call scamming for money. Money for school, or money for a new kind of therapist, or money for a plane ticket home. 'Oh Daddy, just let me come home... Please, Daddy, I have to see you... ' But she never comes home. I'm always at the airport, but she's never there. Ten years of this, ten years of these lies, of imagining what happens if I don't send the money, of kicking down doors and dragging her out of rat-infested apartments, of explaining why that couldn't be my daughter in a porn flick someone saw... well, enough rage and helplessness, and your love turns to something else.

    Alison: What does it turn to?

    Mitchell Stephens: It turns to steaming piss.

  • [last lines]

    Alison: You only get a little time between a cut and knowing how deep it is. If it's only going to be nicked, or disfigured forever. All you can do is try to stretch out that moment for as long as you possibly can. 'Cause once you know, there ain't no coming back.

  • Alison: Where's the furthest you've ever been?

    Hogan: Bora Bora.

    Alison: No way.

    Hogan: I found work on a freighter. We docked there and I decided to stay.

    Alison: Was it amazing?

    Hogan: I got a job at a resort where this mangy dog and her pup would hang around begging for food. The guest complained, so the manager sent me and this other guy, just a local, out to get 'em. The mother, she trusted humans, so she was easy. But her pup, she was a slippery little sucker. We couldn't get her no matter how hard we tried. We were supposed to take her out to the bigger island, about a 20-minute boat ride. My co-worker wanted to get home for dinner, though. His wife was making a Poisson Cru. So he threw the dog off the boat about halfway there.

    Alison: Oh, my God!

    Hogan: That night the whole island could hear that pup howling and crying for its mother. I traveled halfway across the world to find out that people are dumb and cruel everywhere. I could've just stayed home.

  • [first lines]

    Alison: [narrating] My best friend Lily thought she was drowning. Drowning in the Salton Sea. Even though the water was too polluted to set foot in, and left anything in their town either dying, or dead.

    Margaret Hobart: Lily? Are you okay? Hello...

    Alison: Lily was determined to never let it get her.

    [drops down into the bath water and starts screaming]

  • Lily Hobart: I like him.

    Alison: I know you do.

  • Peter: I suggest you take two aspirin and go right to bed.

    Alison: With whom?

  • Wes: You're straight trippin', honey.

    Alison: Don't call me honey. I didn't come from a bee.

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