Alien #1 Quotes in Undead (2003)

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Alien #1 Quotes:

  • Alien #1: [to other Alien without suit] Put you clothes back on.

    Alien #2: I'm comfortable with who I am.

  • Buzz: This is an intergalactic emergency. I need to commandeer your vessel to Sector 12. Who's in charge here?

    All Aliens: [pointing up] The clawwwwwwwww!

    Alien #1: The claw is our master.

    Alien #2: The claw chooses who will go and who will stay.

    Woody: This is ludicrous.

  • Alien #1: A stranger.

    Alien #2: From the outside.

    Aliens: Oooooooooooooooh.

    Buzz: Greetings, I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in piece.

    [All the Alien Toys gather around him]

  • Alien #1: Wait please, we mean you no harm. We travel to your planet to find an evil little girl. We must destroy her before seven days.

    George: You mean... You watched the video tape?

    Alien #1: Our satellite caught up what we thought was Pootie Tang, that was a week ago. And now our entire race will die, unless the girl is destroyed.

    Tom: Aw, you see, they are peaceful.

    Mahalik: If they so peaceful, man, why were they choking us a few minutes ago?

    Alien #1: Oh... that's how we say hello.

    George: Well how do you guys say goodbye?

    [an alien kicks George in the groin]

    George: [in pain] I had to ask.

  • Mahalik: [to the Aliens] So, if they're friendly, then how come they choke us a few minutes ago?

    Alien #1: Oh, that's how we say hello.

    George: Then how do you say good-bye?

    [the Alien kicks him in the crotch]

    George: Oooh... I had to ask...

    Alien #1: If you think that's unusual, then you should see how we pee.

    [he starts peeing out of his finger]

    President Harris: Oooooh, we are not so much different after all...

    [the President starts peeing out of his finger also]

  • Alien #1: [points finger] If you think that's strange, you should see how we pee.

  • Sporty: [the girls see a spaceship] What's that?

    Ginger Spice: Oh my God, run for it!

    Baby: I can't move!

    Alien 1: [the aliens land their spaceship and walk out]

    [in alien language]

    Alien 1: It's them! It's them! Look!

    Alien 2: [in alien language] Are you sure?

    Alien 1: [in alien language] Yes! There's the little blonde one.

    Alien 2: [in alien language] That's what you said before - and it was a sheep!

    Scary Spice: [one of the aliens tries to touch Scary's breast] Oi! Get off!

    Sporty: [exasperated] Mel, you've done it now!

    Alien 1: [in alien language] I told you shake hands!

  • Alien 1: [in unintelligible alien language] Can I have your autograph? It's not for me, it's for my brother.

    Sporty: What's his name?

    Alien 1: [in unintelligible alien language] Krtkkarphillmuk.

    Sporty: [confused] Is that three or four K's?

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