Alicia Quotes in Batman (1989)

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Alicia Quotes:

  • [Jack is primping in front of a mirror]

    Alicia: You look fine.

    Jack Napier: I didn't ask.

  • Alicia: [Bob brings Alicia in] Jack, you said I could watch you improve the paintings.

    The Joker: Well I'm in trouble now.

  • Jack Napier: Decent people shouldn't live here. They'd be happier someplace else.

    Alicia: Pretty tough talk about Carl.

    Jack Napier: Don't worry about it. If this clown could touch Grissom, I'd have handed him his lungs by now.

    Alicia: If Grissom knew about us, he might hand you something.

    Jack Napier: Don't flatter yourself, angel. He's a tired old man. He can't run this city without me. And besides, he doesn't know.

  • Alicia: They're looking for you.

    Jed Eckert: Who?

    Alicia: The KGB.

    Jed Eckert: The Russians?

    Alicia: And the Cubans.

  • Alicia: What happened? Rudy, what happened?

    Rudy: Why does it matter what happened? She's dead. I didn't save her.

    Alicia: It's not your fault...

    Rudy: It WAS my fault! It was MY fault! Where you here? Did you see it? Did you SEE WATCH them rip her apart?

  • Alicia: Guys, check out this book. Looks pretty old, maybe it'll help us!

  • [after being attacked by Castillo]

    Alicia: Isn't it nice to know someone wants you for you body?

    Rudy: Yeah. Depending on what they want to do with it.

  • Alicia: These are zombies, pure and simple.

  • Jordan Casper: Look, I don't know what's going on here, okay? What I do know is that I got to get you all off this island. How did you get here?

    Rudy: The boat, like everyone else. But it's gone, it's been destroyed.

    Alicia: [Referring to herself, Simon, Karma, Greg, & Cynthia] We didn't. We came on the Lazarus with Kirk.

    Jordan Casper: Where is he?

    Alicia: At the dock by the beach.

    Jordan Casper: Can you take me to him?

    Alicia: Why, are you gonna arrest him?

    Jordan Casper: Not at the moment. Right now, I need to get you all away from here as soon as possible.

  • Rudy: [Kirk has just opened up a crate seemingly containing only cigars] You gotta be kidding me.

    Alicia: This is why you had Casper on your ass? You're smuggling Cuban cigars?

    Capt. Victor Kirk: Among other things...

    Jordan Casper: [Casper enters] Still hard-at-work smuggling I see, Victor.

    Capt. Victor Kirk: Don't you just wish you could prove that, Jordan?

    Jordan Casper: What are these, then?

    Capt. Victor Kirk: [Lying] Well, funny thing is we just found them laying on the beach. Crazy, huh?

  • Alicia: How big is the universe?

    Nash: Infinite.

    Alicia: How do you know?

    Nash: I know because all the data indicates it's infinite.

    Alicia: But it hasn't been proven yet.

    Nash: No.

    Alicia: You haven't seen it.

    Nash: No.

    Alicia: How do you know for sure?

    Nash: I don't, I just believe it.

    Alicia: It's the same with love I guess.

  • Alicia: I need to believe, that something extraordinary is possible.

  • Nash: You once said that God must be a painter because he gave us so many colors.

    Alicia: I didn't think you were listening...

    Nash: I was listening.

  • Nash: Alicia, does our relationship warrant long-term commitment? I need some kind of proof, some kind of verifiable, empirical data.

    Alicia: I'm sorry, just give me a moment to redefine my girlish notions of romance.

  • Alicia: [about the stars] I once tried to count them all. I, actually, made it to 4,348.

    Nash: You are exceptionally odd.

    Alicia: I bet you're very popular with the girls.

  • Alicia: The problem you left on the board, I solved it.

    John Nash: No, you didn't.

    Alicia: You didn't even look!

    John Nash: I never said the vector fields were rational functions... Your solution is elegant, though ultimately incorrect.

  • Alicia: I was wondering Professor Nash, if I could take you to dinner?

    [he hesitates]

    Alicia: You do eat, don't you?

  • Alicia: You want to know what's real? This...

    [putting her hand on his heart and his hand on her face]

    Alicia: ... this is real.

  • Alicia: God must be a painter. Why else would we have so many colors?

  • Alicia: It's called "life," John. Activities available; just add meaning.

  • Alicia: Who are you talking too?

    Nash: The Garbageman

    Alicia: Garbagemen don't come at night.

    Nash: [Hearing the Garbageman outside] Guess around here, they do.

  • Alicia: What you don't know... is if I want to marry you.

  • Bender: What did the doctor say?

    Sol: Is he sick?

    Alicia: I don't know. I want to see what John's been working on.

    Sol: Alicia, you know you can't go in his office.

    Bender: You know it's classified, Alicia.

    [Alicia keeps going]

    Bender: Stop!

    [as Bender tries to stop her, she turns around and slaps him]

  • Dewey Finn: [on sticking it to "The Man"] Yes! But, you can't just say it, man. You've gotta feel it in your blood and guts! If you wanna rock, you gotta break the rules. You gotta get mad at the man! And right now, I'm the man. That's right, I'm the man, and who's got the guts to tell me off? Huh? Who's gonna tell me off?

    Freddy: Shut the hell up, Schneebly!

    Dewey Finn: That's it Freddy, that's it! Who can top him?

    Alicia: Get outta here, stupidass.

    Dewey Finn: Yes, Alicia!

    Summer Hathaway: You're a joke, you're the worst teacher I've ever had!

    Dewey Finn: Summer, that is great! I like the delivery because I felt your anger!

    Summer Hathaway: Thank you.

    Lawrence: You're a fat loser and you have body odor.

    Dewey Finn: ...All right, all right! Now, is everybody nice and pissed off?

  • Dewey Finn: [singing their song in the Battle of the Bands] May I have the attention of the class: Today's ASSignment...

    AliciaMartaTomika: ...kick some ass!

  • Alicia: [the class is sitting around and doing nothing in the classroom] So what do we do?

    Alicia: [stroking a tuffed toy Owl] I say we get out of here and play the damned show!

  • Bernie: In '68, a bunch of us went to cover the Olympics in Grenoble. Decided to go to the best restaurant in town. Now, the menu didn't have any prices, but we were all on expense accounts so we figured, fuck it, got drunk. Well, somehow there ended up being, I don't know, fifteen or sixteen of us at the table, and when the check came - ooooo, it was nine thousand dollars.

    Alicia: Whoa.

    Bernie: Yeah.

    [chuckles]

    Bernie: So, now we're all starting to point fingers, we're trying to figure out who invited who. And just when it was starting to get really embarrassing, this funny-lookin' old guy at the next table calls the maitre-d over.

    [mimics writing]

    Bernie: Ehhhh, he did a couple of squiggly lines on a napkin, signed his name, winked at us - that was it. The old guy was Pablo Picasso, and that napkin paid our bill.

    Alicia: Did I miss the segue here, Bernie? What's the point?

    Bernie: Well, the people we cover - we move in their world but it is their world. You can't live like them, Alicia. You'll never keep up. Now, if you try and make this job about the money, you'll be nothing but miserable, 'cause we don't get the money - never have, never will."

  • Alicia: You... are... so... fucking... fired!

  • Alicia: We're not exactly the Washington Post, okay?

    Michael McDougal: No, we're not. We run stupid headlines because we think they're funny. We run maimings on the front page because we got good art. And I spend three weeks bitching about my car because it sells papers. But at least it's the truth. As far as I can remeber we never ever, ever knowingly got a story wrong, until tonight.

  • Alicia: There's something I'd like to discuss. I didn't want to bother you upstairs. I feel an obligation to... act on this directly with you because I think we have a good - I think we have a good relationship... and I'd like to take it further. And I think the way to do that is face to face. You know, you and I, face to face.

    Graham Keighley: Alicia.

    Alicia: Yeah?

    Graham Keighley: I'm gay.

    Alicia: Oh, umm... well, I mean, I wasn't - I mean, that's fine.

    Graham Keighley: Alicia?

    Alicia: Yeah?

    Graham Keighley: I'm kidding.

  • Alicia: We taint them today, we make them look good on Saturday. Everybody's happy.

  • Henry: What if these aren't the guys? What if they're innocent?

    Alicia: Taint them today, we make them look good on Saturday. Everybody's happy.

    Henry: Wait. This is a story that could permanently alter the public's perception of two teenagers who might be innocent and as a weekend bonus, ignite another race war. How about that? Think about this.

  • Henry: For God's sakes, Alicia. We're not gonna ask some news reporter to wait until after 5:00 to make out-of-state phone calls. It's ridiculous. I'm not gonna do it.

    Alicia: Okay, let's let them make free phone sex calls too.

    Henry: You mean as a kind of bonus? That's not a bad idea. Why don't you start with Phil?

  • Alicia: One of our security guards actually tried to frisk me. We're having drinks later.

  • Henry: Robin happens to be a professional news photographer.

    Alicia: Robin happens to be 14 years old.

  • Alicia: People take the Sun with a grain of salt. We'll run yours tomorrow.

    Henry: No! Not tomorrow! Right fucking now today!

  • [Alicia is shot]

    Michael McDougal: A woman's been shot. We need an ambulance.

    Alicia: Could I have one too?

  • [Sandusky has accidentally shot Alicia in the leg, through the wall of the phone booth]

    Alicia: [in shock] A bullet came out of the wall... why did a bullet come out of the wall?

    Michael McDougal: To get to the other side?

  • Henry: I don't think so, I don't think so. You know, TV's gonna be all over it. They already are. It's a minor derailment. And Carmen has got great day two stuff on the Williamsburg murders. If they make a bust, we have to follow up on that.

    Alicia: The subway's a major story.

    Anna: Nobody died.

    Lou: Somebody got maimed.

    Alicia: Yeah, that helps.

    Henry: [mocking] Minor derailment!

  • Alicia: Oh please, Henry. You don't care whether they get beaten up or not, that's not what this is all about. We got our ass kicked yesterday, so you want to beat everyone else today, that's all.

    Henry: Yeah I do. You don't? You don't?

    Alicia: C'mon, give me a break.

    Henry: Tell me you don't. You do. Fuck it! Let's not beat anybody today, let's not beat anybody all week. Bernie, what do you say? Let's not beat anybody til October, the whole year? Fuck it, Let's never beat anybody to the rest of our lives.

  • Alicia: He derails his train and steps over bodies to have a few beers?

    Henry: What do you do after you step over bodies?

    Alicia: I have a cigarette and go to sleep.

  • Alicia: I'm Alicia, and um... I wanna join Gay Helpline because... if I could prevent just *one* gay teen from putting a bullet through his head and make him stand up and shout "I'm gay... *gay*! And if you don't like it, you can all go

    [shouting]

    Alicia: fuck yourselves, you twisted motherfuckers!"

    [low voice]

    Alicia: then I'll be happy.

  • Alicia: We can show 'em some really Southern hospitality.

  • Alicia: Say it again, it keeps me awake.

    Devlin: I love you.

  • Alicia: This is a very strange love affair.

    Devlin: Why?

    Alicia: Maybe the fact that you don't love me.

  • Alicia: Don't ever leave me.

    Devlin: You'll never get rid of me again.

    Alicia: Never tried to.

  • Alicia: There's nothing like a love song to give you a good laugh.

  • Alicia: You're sore because you've fallen for a little drunk you tamed in Miami and you don't like it. It makes you sick all over, doesn't it? People will laugh at you, the invincible Devlin, in love with someone who isn't worth even wasting the words on.

  • Alicia: I'm terrified.

    Devlin: Just pretend you're a janitor. Janitors are never terrified.

    Alicia: I have a feeling they're very slow.

  • Alicia: Dev, is that you? I'm glad you're late. This chicken took longer than I expected. I hope it isn't done too much. It caught fire once.

  • Alicia: My car is outside.

    Devlin: Naturally.

  • Alicia: Well, did you hear that? I'm practically on the wagon, that's quite a change.

    Devlin: It's a phase.

    Alicia: You don't think a woman can change?

    Devlin: Sure, change is fun, for awhile.

  • Alicia: Why should I?

    Devlin: Patriotism.

    Alicia: That word gives me a pain.

  • Alicia: Alex has the key to that.

    Devlin: Then, get it from him.

    Alicia: Get it? How?

    Devlin: Don't you live near him?

  • Alicia: [on the plane to Rio after finding out her father has died] When he told me a few years ago what he was, everything went to pot. I didn't care what happened to me. Now I remember how nice he once was, how nice we both were. It's a very curious feeling, a feeling as if something had happened to me, not to him. You see I don't have to hate him anymore - or myself.

  • Alicia: Look, I'll make it easy for you. The time has come when you must tell me you have a wife and two adorable children... and this madness between us can't go on any longer.

    Devlin: Bet you've heard that line often enough.

    Alicia: [hurt] Right below the belt every time. That isn't fair, Dev.

  • Alicia: This fog gets me.

    Devlin: That's your hair in your eyes.

  • Alicia: You can add Sebastian's name to my list of playmates.

  • Devlin: You don't look so hot. Sick?

    Alicia: [lies defiantly] No. Hangover.

    Devlin: That's news. Back to bottle again, huh?

    Alicia: It sort of... lightens my chores.

  • Alicia: Dev, is that you? I am glad you are late. This chicken took longer than I expected... what did they say? Hope it isn't done too - too much. Of course, i-it caught fire once... I think it's better if I cut it up out here, unless you want a half of one for yourself. We're going to have knives and forks, after all, I've decided we're going to eat in style. Marriage must be wonderful with this sort of thing going on everyday.

  • Alicia: Waving the flag with one hand and picking pockets with the other, that's your "patriotism".

  • Alicia: What does the speedometer say?

    Devlin: 65.

    Alicia: I want to make it 80 and wipe that grin off your face.

  • [Alicia and Devlin meet on a bench in the city]

    Devlin: What's new?

    Alicia: Oh, nothing. What's new with you?

    Devlin: Nothing.

  • Alicia: I guess I'm the girl nobody remembers.

  • Devlin: I can't help recalling some of your remarks about being a new woman. Daisies and buttercups, wasn't it?

    Alicia: You idiot! What are you sore about, you knew very well what I was doing!

    Devlin: Did I?

    Alicia: You could have stopped me with one word, but no, you wouldn't. You threw me at him!

    Devlin: I threw you at nobody.

    Alicia: Didn't you tell me what I had?

    Devlin: A man doesn't tell a woman what to do; she tells herself. You almost had me believing in that little hokey-pokey miracle of yours, that a woman like you could change her spots.

    Alicia: Oh, you're rotten.

    Devlin: That's why I didn't try to stop you. The answer had to come from you.

    Alicia: I see. Some kind of love test.

    Devlin: That's right.

  • Alicia: I've told you before, Mr. Devlin doesn't mean a thing to me.

    Alexander Sebastian: I'd like to be convinced. Would you maybe care to convince me, Alicia, that Mr. Devlin means nothing to you?

  • Alicia: Here's something that belongs to you. I should have given it to you sooner.

    Devlin: What is it?

    Alicia: A scarf you lent me once in Miami.

  • Alicia: [to Devlin] How about we... have a picnic?

  • Alicia: Do you love me, Commodore?

    Commodore: You're a very beautiful woman.

    Alicia: I'll have another drink to appreciate that.

  • Devlin: Don't you need a coat?

    Alicia: You'll do.

  • [driving while drunk]

    Alicia: How am I doing?

    Devlin: Not bad.

    Alicia: Scared?

    Devlin: No.

    Alicia: No... no, you're not scared of anything, are you?

    [the car nearly swerves off-road]

    Devlin: [correcting himself] Not too much!

  • Alicia: If you had only once said that you loved me.

  • Devlin: [referring to Sebastian] Well, he's here. The head of a large German business concern.

    Alicia: His family always had money.

    Devlin: He's part of the combine that built up the German war machine and hopes to keep on going.

    Alicia: Something big?

    Devlin: It has all the earmarks of being something big.

  • Alicia: Well, you never believed in me anyways. So what's the difference?

    Devlin: It's lucky for both of us that I didn't. It wouldn't have been pretty if I'd believed in you. If I'd figured, she'll never be able to go through with it, she's been made over by love.

    Alicia: If you only once had said that you loved me. Oh, Dev.

    Devlin: Listen, you've chalked up another boyfriend, that's all. No harm done.

    Alicia: I hate you.

    Devlin: There's no occasion to, you're doing good work.

  • Alicia: [in bed, hung-over] I'm no stool-pigeon, Mr. Devlin.

    Devlin: My department authorized me to engage you to do some work for us. There's a job in Brazil...

    Alicia: Oh, go away. The whole thing bores me.

    Devlin: Some of the German gentry who are paying your father are working in Rio. Ever hear of the IG Farben Industries?

    Alicia: I tell you, I'm not interested.

    Devlin: Farben has men in South America, planted there before the war. They're cooperating with the Brazilian government to smoke them out. My chief thinks that the daughter of a, uh...

    Alicia: A traitor?

    Devlin: Well, he thinks you might be valuable in the work.

  • Brink: The next time you want your pussy eaten out, you can just ask me! I like pussy!

    Alicia: What the fuck?

    Brink: Shut up! You want them to know? Really?

    Alicia: What are you talking about?

    Brink: Shut up! You came into my room and you rubbed your pussy in my face. Who told you to? Why did you do that?

    Alicia: Get away from me! Sara!

    Sara: Hey, baby!

    Alicia: This freak grabbed me! He told me I rubbed my pussy in his face!

    Brink: She did! She did!

    Sara: Whatever! She didn't, man.

    Brink: She did! I swear she did!

    Sara: She did not, okay?

    Brink: Okay, she didn't.

    Sara: Fucking asshole!

    Alicia: I didn't. I didn't!

    Brink: She did.

    Sara: Okay.

  • Roberto: Where's Gaby?

    Alicia: Horrible, isn't it?

    Roberto: What's horrible?

    Alicia: Not knowing where your daughter is!

  • Alicia: Time for bed, Gaby.

    Gaby: Just a little longer. One more story.

    Ana: The one about the invisible paint? This paint makes things invisible. For instance, we paint your bed and it vanishes. Then mommy will think you're sleeping in mid-air.

    Gaby: Mommy, is she like Dolores? Is she your "divided" friend?

  • Ana: [to Roberto] Gaby is wonderful. She says I'm the "divided" friend.

    Alicia: [laughing] She can't pronounce devoted. She loves the word and uses it constantly.

    Roberto: Will you be staying?

    Ana: I don't know yet.

    Roberto: You're looking good. I never saw you in a skirt before. Europe was good for you, wasn't it? It seems to have polished up your edges.

  • Alicia: Dolores is lucky to have such a devoted friend as you.

    Gaby: What does "divided" mean?

  • Alicia: How do you feel?

    Viktoria: Ugh, like eight pounds of ass.

  • Alicia: A brave man dies only once.

  • Alicia: What business are you in Mr. King?

    King: Ah... banking. I transfer funds from, ah, one place to another.

  • Alicia: What do you admire most in a woman?

    King: Well, actually, ah, all parts. What do you look for first in a man?

    Alicia: Honesty.

    King: Ah... second?

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