Alice Cullen Quotes in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012)

Alice Cullen: Happy Birthday.

Bella Cullen: I stopped aging three days ago.

Alice Cullen: Well, we're celebrating anyway. So suck it up.

Alice Cullen: [watching Bella walk in high heels] Um, well you just have to break them in.

Bella Swan: I've been breaking them in. For three days. Can I just go barefoot?

Alice Cullen: No! Absolutely not.

Bella Swan: Just thinking it's a little much, you know? The dress and the shoes, and all of this.

Alice Cullen: No, it's exactly enough. Tomorrow will be perfect.

Emmett Cullen: [carrying tree trunk] Where do you want them, boss?

Alice Cullen: On either side of the aisle.

Rosalie Hale: What aisle?

Alice Cullen: Does no one have vision?

Bella Swan: [answers phone] Alice.

Alice Cullen: Bella? Are you alright?

Bella Swan: I'm not 100% sure.

Alice Cullen: Why? What's wrong? I just.

Bella Swan: You just what? Alice, what did you see?

Alice Cullen: Here's Carlisle.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Bella, what's going on?

Bella Swan: I don't know.

[looks at Edward]

Bella Swan: I'm a little worried. Can vampires go into shock?

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Has Edward been harmed?

Bella Swan: No. I know that it's impossible, but I think that I'm pregnant.

[reacts in pain]

Bella Swan: Whoa! Carlisle, I swear, something just moved inside me.

Edward Cullen: [takes phone] Is this even possible?

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: I don't know.

Bella Swan: What's he saying?

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: The sooner Bella is here the sooner we can find out what it is. I need you to get to the mainland at once.

Edward Cullen: Yeah, yeah I will.

Rosalie Hale: This is none of your business, dog!

Esme Cullen: Rose! All this fighting isn't good for Bella.

Alice Cullen: The fetus isn't good for Bella!

Rosalie Hale: Say the word, Alice. Baby. It's just a little baby.

Jasper Hale: Possibly.

Bella Swan: Jake, is that you?

Jacob Black: She's here?

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: They came home two weeks ago.

[going after Jacob]

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Jake.

Bella Swan: I'm glad you came.

Rosalie Hale: Close enough.

Jacob Black: What's your problem?

Bella Swan: Rose, it's okay.

Jacob Black: [sighs] You look terrible.

Bella Swan: Yeah. It's nice to see you, too.

Jacob Black: So, you gonna tell me what's wrong with you?

Bella Swan: Rose, you wanna help me up?

Jacob Black: [sees Bella's pregnant stomach and charges Edward] You did this!

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: We didn't know it was even possible.

Jacob Black: What is it?

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: I'm not sure. Ultrasounds and needles won't penetrate the embryonic sac.

Alice Cullen: I can't see it, either. And I can't see Bella's future anymore.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: We've been researching legends, but there isn't much to go on. What we do know is that it's strong and fast growing.

Jacob Black: Why haven't you done anything? Take it out of her!

Alice Cullen: [Doing Bella's make-up] What did I say about beauty sleep?

Bella Swan: Sorry. Bad dream. Maybe it was just wedding jitters.

Rosalie Hale: [to Alice] Do you need some help? I could do her hair.

Bella Swan: Really?

Rosalie Hale: Please. I'm not offended by your choice of groom.

Bella Swan: Just my blatant lack of respect for mortality.

Rosalie Hale: Essentially.

Alice Cullen: Weddings, they bring everyone together!

Jasper Hale: We're outnumbered.

Alice Cullen: By a lot.

Edward Cullen: I won't let them hurt my family.

Alice Cullen: If I could only see the fetus.

Rosalie Hale: The baby.

Alice Cullen: Maybe I could figure out what it wants.

Bella Swan: You all know what I want. And I know it's a lot to ask for. The only fair way I can think of is if we put this to a vote.

Edward Cullen: Bella, you don't know what you're doing.

Bella Swan: [to Edward] Just... shut up.

Bella Swan: Alice?

Alice Cullen: I already consider you my sister... Yes!

Bella Swan: Thank you.

Jasper Whitlock: I vote yes. It would be nice not to want to kill you all the time.

Rosalie Hale: I'm sorry. I'm really sorry to both of you for how I've acted. And I'm really grateful that you were brave enough to go save my brother. But this isn't a life I would have chosen for myself. And I wish that there had been someone to vote no for me. So no.

Emmett Cullen: I vote hell yeah! We can pick a fight with the Volturi some other way.

Esme Cullen: I already think of you as part of the family. Yes!

Edward Cullen: Why are you doing this to me? You know what this means.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: You've chosen not to live without her, which leaves me no choice. I won't lose my son.

Bella Swan: I thought you couldn't protect me here.

Jacob Black: Guess I don't care.

Alice Cullen: [incredulous] Well, *I'm* not gonna hurt her.

Jacob Black: No, you're just a harmless Cullen. I'm talking about the other bloodsucker who tried to kill Bella because of you.

Alice Cullen: [turning to Bella] Victoria?

Bella Swan: Yeah, Victoria's been around.

Alice Cullen: I didn't see her. I didn't see you get pulled out of the water, either.

[Alice turns and looks distastefully at Jacob]

Alice Cullen: I can't see past you and your pack of mutts.

Jacob Black: [moves toward Alice] Don't get me upset.

Bella Swan: [runs between Jacob and Alice] Hey, stop. Stop, stop, stop.

Jacob Black: ...or things are gonna get very ugly.

Alice Cullen: Bella!

[Alice hops over the stairway banister]

Alice Cullen: [hugging Bella] Happy Birthday!

Bella Swan: Shh, shh.

[Alice hands Bella a wrapped birthday present]

Bella Swan: I thought we agreed, no presents.

Alice Cullen: I've already seen you open it, and guess what: you love it! You're gonna wear it tonight. Our place.

[Bella balks, looking reluctant]

Alice Cullen: [begs] Come on, please? It'll be fun.

[Standing behind Alice, Jasper lowers his head and looks intently at Bella]

Bella Swan: Okay. All right.

Alice Cullen: [giddily] Great! Okay, I'll see you at seven.

[Alice skips back to Jasper, and Bella gets a look as if snapping out of something]

Bella Swan: Jasper...! No fair with the mood control thing.

Jasper Whitlock: [smiles] Sorry, Bella. Happy...

[Bella gives him a look]

Jasper Whitlock: Never mind.

Alice Cullen: It's time, it's time.

Esme Cullen: Happy Birthday, Bella.

Alice Cullen: Let's open your presents, there's a cake too.

Bella Swan: Alice, that cake could feed fifty. You guys don't even eat.

[Alice hands her a present]

Bella Swan: Thanks

[Bella drops it quickly]

Bella Swan: Ow, paper cut.

Alice Cullen: Come on guys! It's a festival! We wouldn't want to cause a scene, now would we?

Felix: You wouldn't.

Bella Swan: Wait, you're not leaving, you're coming back, right?

Alice Cullen: As soon as you put the dog out.

Alice Cullen: I didn't think you would be opposed to grand theft auto.

Bella Swan: No, not today.

Alice Cullen: Bella! It's Edward. He thinks you're dead!

Bella Swan: What?

Alice Cullen: Would you mind telling me how it is you're still alive?

Alice Cullen: Bella, what is that God awful wet dog smell?

Bella Swan: Um... That's probably me. I've... It's Jacob.

Alice Cullen: Jacob who?

Bella Swan: Jacob's kind of a werewolf.

Alice Cullen: Ugh! Bella! Werewolves are not good company to keep!

Jacob Black: Speak for yourself...

Alice Cullen: Bella it's Edward, he thinks you're dead!

Bella Swan: What?

Alice Cullen: He's going to the Volturi. He wants to die too.

Bella Swan: Hey, you're not going anywhere? You're going to come back, right?

Alice Cullen: As soon as you put the dog out.

Aro: What a happy surprise... Bella is alive after all. Isn't that wonderful? I love a happy ending... they are so rare.

Aro: [as he grabs Edward's hand to read his thoughts] La tua cantante. Her blood appeals to you so much... it makes me thirsty. How can you stand to be so close to her?

Edward Cullen: It's not without difficulty.

Aro: Yes I can see that.

Edward Cullen: Aro can read every thought I ever had, with one touch. And now you know everything. So get on with it.

Aro: You are quite a soul reader yourself Edward. Though, you can't read Bella's thoughts... Fascinating!

Aro: [to Bella] I would love to see... if you are an exception to my gifts as well. Would you do me the honor?

Aro: [after holding Bella's hand] Interesting. I see nothing. I wonder if... Let us see if she's immune to all our powers. Shall we, Jane?

Edward Cullen: No!

Jane: Pain.

Bella Swan: [as Edward starts to writhe in pain] Stop! Stop, please! Stop! Stop! Just stop hurting him, please! Please!

Aro: Jane?

Jane: [as she stops torturing Edward] Master?

Aro: Go ahead my dear.

Jane: [to Bella] This may hurt just a little.

Aro: [after nothing happens to Bella] Hahahahahaha. Remarkable. She confounds us all. So, what do we do with you now?

Marcus: You already know what you're going to do Aro.

Caius: She knows to much. She's a liability.

Aro: That's true. Felix?

Bella Swan: [after Edward saves her from being killed by attacking Felix, but is about to be killed himself] Please! No, no! Please! Kill me... kill me. Not him

Aro: How extraordinary. You would give up your life... for someone like us. A vampire. A soulless monster.

Edward Cullen: Bella get away from him.

Bella Swan: You don't know a thing... about his soul.

Aro: Forse è uno o l'altro. Ah this is a sadness. If only it where your intention to give her immortality.

Alice Cullen: [Stopping Aro from killing Bella] Wait! Bella will be one us. I've seen it. I'll change her myself.

Alice Cullen: I have never met anyone

[Bella]

Alice Cullen: so prone to life-threatening idiocy.

[like an aside to the audience, a plot commentary]

Alice Cullen: He's going to the Volturi! He wants to die too!

Alice Cullen: You are a human who knows entirely too much about us. They could kill us all.

Alice Cullen: [to Bella] Would you like to explain to me how you're alive?

Alice Cullen: Bella, what is that god awful wet dog smell?

Alice Cullen: Would you like to explain to me how your still alive?

Jasper Hale: [to Bella, voice shaky w/ emotion] I thought what Maria and I had was love.

[beat]

Jasper Hale: But I was her puppet. She pulled the strings. I didn't know there was another way...

[smiles a tiny bit]

Jasper Hale: till I found Alice.

[beat]

Jasper Hale: Now, she'd seen me coming, of course.

Alice Cullen: [suddenly at his side, light & playful] You kept me waiting long enough.

[beat, Jasper laughs a little; in full Texas drawl]

Jasper Hale: My apologies, ma'am.

[Bella smiles at the exchange]

Jasper Hale: I don't know what I'd have become without her.

Alice Cullen: Shhh...

[smiles reassuring]

Alice Cullen: You'll never have to be that again.

[beat; eventually moves closer & they kiss tenderly]

Alice Cullen: I've decided to throw a party.

Jasper Hale: After all, how many times are we going to graduate high school.

[Edward scoffs]

Angela: A party at your place?

Jessica: I've never seen your house.

Eric: No one's ever seen their house.

Edward Cullen: Another party Alice?

Alice Cullen: It'll be fun.

Bella Swan: Yeah. That's what you said last time.

[Alice slumps back, has a vision]

Bella Swan: [trying to distract her from Alice] Hey Angela.

Angela: Yeah?

Bella Swan: You need some help with those?

Alice Cullen: They'll be here in four days.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: This could turn into a bloodbath.

Edward Cullen: Who's behind it?

Alice Cullen: I didn't see anyone I recognized... maybe one.

Edward Cullen: I know his face. He's a local. Riley Biers. He didn't start this.

Alice Cullen: Whoever did is staying out of the action.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: They must be playing with the blind spots in your vision.

Jasper Hale: Either way, the army's coming and there aren't enough of us to protect the town.

Jacob Black: Hold up. What damn army?

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Newborns. Our kind.

Embry Call: What are they after?

Alice Cullen: They were passing around Bella's scent. A red blouse.

Jacob Black: They're after Bella? What the hell does this mean?

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: It means an ugly fight. With lives lost.

Jacob Black: [looking at his pack mates, then back at Carlisle] All right. We're in.

Bella Swan: No... you'll get yourself killed. No way.

Jacob Black: I wasn't asking for permission.

[Alice and Jasper come in through the window]

Alice Cullen: Hi Bella! I'm Alice.

[Alice walks up to Bella and hugs her]

Alice Cullen: Oh, you do smell good.

Edward Cullen: Alice, what are you - ?

Alice Cullen: It's okay. Bella and I are going to be great friends.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Sorry, Jasper's our newest vegetarian. It's still a little difficult for him.

Jasper Hale: Pleasure to meet you.

Alice Cullen: It's okay Jasper, you won't hurt her.

Edward Cullen: [to Bella] All right, I'm going to take you on a tour of the rest of the house.

Alice Cullen: Well, I'll see you soon.

Isabella Swan: Okay.

Esme Cullen: [gushing] So CUTE!

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: I think that went well.

Esme Cullen: [to Rosalie] Clean this up. Now!

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: You've got to make a choice, Edward, to prevent the change from happening.

Edward Cullen: no... NO!

Alice Cullen: It's gonna happen, Edward. I've seen it.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: It doesn't have to be that way. She still has what she has.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: [to Alice, about Bella's broken leg] Give me a hand... take your belt off.

[Alice takes her belt off]

Edward Cullen: Carlisle, what's my other options?

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: [to Alice] tie it above my hand

[Alice ties it above his hand]

Edward Cullen: CARLISLE!

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: [to Alice] go Alice, go!

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: [to Edward] Try suck the venom out.

Edward Cullen: you know i won't be able to stop!

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Then find the will... or choose. She only has minutes left.

Edward Cullen: [to Bella] I'll make it go away, Bella. I'll make it go away.

Jasper Hale: What is it? What do you see?

Alice Cullen: The tracker. He just changed course.

Jasper Hale: Where will it take him, Alice?

[Grabs Alice a pen and paper]

Alice Cullen: Mirrors. A room full of mirrors.

[starts to sketch never looking down at the paper]

Isabella Swan: Edward said the visions weren't always certain...

Jasper Hale: She sees the course people are on while they're on it. If they change their minds, the vision changes.

Alice Cullen: [Looks up at the sky thoughtfully] It's time.