Alfred Lubitsch Quotes in A Woman Is a Woman (1961)

Alfred Lubitsch: Answer yes, and I owe you 100 francs. Answer no, and you owe me 100, okay?

Bar Owner: Okay.

Alfred Lubitsch: Here's the question: Can you loan me 100 francs?

Alfred Lubitsch: "Jules and Jim" progressing?

Woman in Bar: Moderato...

Angela: Why is it always women that suffer?

Alfred Lubitsch: Women are, or woman is, the cause of the suffering. You can say it either way.

Angela: Shut your face. Or I'll slap it until you've no face left!

Alfred Lubitsch: I want to see you nude before we cohabit. That's fair!

Prostitute 2: We can meet later at the movies. It's "VERA CRUZ".

Alfred Lubitsch: With my pal, Burt Lancaster.

[Alfred turns to the camera and grins]

Angela: Stop avoiding the question. What limits?

Alfred Lubitsch: I'm just following your example.

Angela: Women are allowed to avoid the question.

Alfred Lubitsch: What're you thinking?

Angela: Nothing... I think I'm alive.

Alfred Lubitsch: Make up your minds. I'd hate to miss "BREATHLESS" - it's on T.V.

Angela: I'm late.

Alfred Lubitsch: Hello, Angela.

Angela: Been here a long time?

Alfred Lubitsch: Me, no. 27 years.

Alfred Lubitsch: Is that why you're sad?

Angela: No.

Alfred Lubitsch: Then why?

Angela: Because I'd like to be in a musical...

[singing & Dancing]

Angela: with Cyd Charisse... and Gene Kelly... Choreography... by Bob Fosse!

Alfred Lubitsch: I said "o.k." You do understand French?

Angela: Do you have a coin?

Alfred Lubitsch: The jukebox?

Angela: Yes!

Alfred Lubitsch: Ok. What'll I play - "Itsy-Bitsy"?

Angela: No - Charles...

Alfred Lubitsch: Aznavour?

Angela: Yes!