Alfalfa Quotes in The Little Rascals (1994)


Alfalfa Quotes:

  • Alfalfa: Then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfalfa!"

  • Alfalfa: Why am I soaking wet?

    Porky: Don't worry, Alfalfa. I used to have the same problem.

  • Alfalfa: I'm usually a lover, not a fighter, but in your case, I'm willing to make an exception!

    [punches Butch and he falls in the mud]

  • Butch: When's the last time we beat you up?

    Alfalfa: Well, let's see... today's the 10th, 30 days hath September, April, June, and November. It's not a leap year... yyyesterday.

    Butch: You're due!

  • Alfalfa: Is Spanky home?

    Spanky's Dad: Sorry, Alfalfa. Spanky isn't here.

    Alfalfa's Dad: I'm sorry, Spanky, Alfalfa's not here.

    George "Spanky" McFarland: Darn.

    Alfalfa: Darn.

  • Stymie: You're not thinkin' about Darla, are ya?

    Alfalfa: No, of course not.

    George "Spanky" McFarland: Good.

    Alfalfa: I wonder if she's not thinking of me, too?

  • Alfalfa: Everything's working out perfectly. The guys are at the swimming hole, and I'm home with a tooth ache. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

  • Darla: Just as I thought, you are ashamed of me

    Alfalfa: I'm not ashamed of you I'm proud of you... I just don't want anyone to see you.

  • Butch: Any last words?

    Alfalfa: [waves nervously] Yeah, uh... see ya!

  • Alfalfa: Love note? No, this is gonna be a hate note!

    BuckwheatPorky: Sounds good to me!

  • Alfalfa: All knights ride into battle wearing the colors of their lady fair!

  • Waldo: We just moved into town. My father bought the oil refinery.

    Darla: That explains why you're so refined!

    Alfalfa: Yeah, and so oily!

  • Alfalfa: [to Spanky] Don't talk to me you Benedict Arnold! You, you Judas Priest!

  • George "Spanky" McFarland: [during the Go-Cart Derby] You snot wads stole our racer!

    Butch: Finders keepers, losers suck!

    Alfalfa: Ahhh - bite me!

  • Alfalfa: Look!

    [Butch and Woim look to their rights, then Alfalfa runs away very fast]

    Woim: I don't see nothin'.

    Butch: Come on, you doink!

    [they get out of the go-cart and chase after Alfalfa]

  • Alfalfa: [during the bloopers at the end] I winded my ear up.

  • Yankee General: Just who is surrendering?

    Spanky Leonard: The Royal Protection of Women and Children Regiment Club of the World and Mississippi River.

    Yankee General: Oh, I refuse to accept your sword, son. You won a moral victory.

    Spanky Leonard: You mean, we don't have to surrender and still keep our fort?

    Yankee General: Exactly, you should all be commended for your bravery.

    Spanky LeonardAlfalfa: Hooray!

  • Alfalfa: Cover up, he's coming this way.

    Spanky Leonard: Who?

    [the Gang then quickly cover up, holding tree branches, to hide Louella, from Simmons]

    Spanky Leonard: [Also during this scene, Spanky walks, holding a stick, with a bonnet tied to the top & a feminine cape, on its frame, that appears as if Louella is walking alone and drew Simmons' attention and deceiving him, until Spanky walked under a low tree branch, that pulled the back cape off and Simmons saw Spanky. Spanky then quickly fled]

    [Marshall Valient and Louella did a light quick kiss, in haste]

  • Spanky Leonard: You can't shoot Capt. Marsh! You gotta do somethin' to help him!

    Lt. Johnson: I'm sorry, sonny, but, it's beyond my power to do anything. You'll have to get a higher authority than I am.

    Alfalfa: What's a higher authority?

    Spanky Leonard: Well, it's like you're second general and I'm first.

  • Spanky Leonard: I'm not no Yankee! I'm a Southern gentleman!

    Alfalfa: How ya gonna prove it?

    Spanky Leonard: Well, I've gotta slave!

    Alfalfa: Oh, you have not.

    Spanky Leonard: Tell him who you are?

    Buckwheat: I his slave.

  • Spanky Leonard: First, we gotta find a secret place to have our meetings.

    Alfalfa: I've got jes' the place!

    Spanky Leonard: Sure it's secret enough?

    Alfalfa: It's so secret, maybe I can't find it myself.

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