Alfalfa Quotes in The Little Rascals (1994)

Alfalfa: Then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfalfa!"

Alfalfa: Why am I soaking wet?

Porky: Don't worry, Alfalfa. I used to have the same problem.

Alfalfa: I'm usually a lover, not a fighter, but in your case, I'm willing to make an exception!

[punches Butch and he falls in the mud]

Butch: When's the last time we beat you up?

Alfalfa: Well, let's see... today's the 10th, 30 days hath September, April, June, and November. It's not a leap year... yyyesterday.

Butch: You're due!

Alfalfa: Is Spanky home?

Spanky's Dad: Sorry, Alfalfa. Spanky isn't here.

Alfalfa's Dad: I'm sorry, Spanky, Alfalfa's not here.

George "Spanky" McFarland: Darn.

Alfalfa: Darn.

Stymie: You're not thinkin' about Darla, are ya?

Alfalfa: No, of course not.

George "Spanky" McFarland: Good.

Alfalfa: I wonder if she's not thinking of me, too?

Alfalfa: Everything's working out perfectly. The guys are at the swimming hole, and I'm home with a tooth ache. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

Darla: Just as I thought, you are ashamed of me

Alfalfa: I'm not ashamed of you I'm proud of you... I just don't want anyone to see you.

Butch: Any last words?

Alfalfa: [waves nervously] Yeah, uh... see ya!

Alfalfa: Love note? No, this is gonna be a hate note!

Buckwheat, Porky: Sounds good to me!

Alfalfa: All knights ride into battle wearing the colors of their lady fair!

Waldo: We just moved into town. My father bought the oil refinery.

Darla: That explains why you're so refined!

Alfalfa: Yeah, and so oily!

Alfalfa: [to Spanky] Don't talk to me you Benedict Arnold! You, you Judas Priest!

George "Spanky" McFarland: [during the Go-Cart Derby] You snot wads stole our racer!

Butch: Finders keepers, losers suck!

Alfalfa: Ahhh - bite me!

Alfalfa: Look!

[Butch and Woim look to their rights, then Alfalfa runs away very fast]

Woim: I don't see nothin'.

Butch: Come on, you doink!

[they get out of the go-cart and chase after Alfalfa]

Alfalfa: [during the bloopers at the end] I winded my ear up.

Yankee General: Just who is surrendering?

Spanky Leonard: The Royal Protection of Women and Children Regiment Club of the World and Mississippi River.

Yankee General: Oh, I refuse to accept your sword, son. You won a moral victory.

Spanky Leonard: You mean, we don't have to surrender and still keep our fort?

Yankee General: Exactly, you should all be commended for your bravery.

Spanky Leonard, Alfalfa: Hooray!

Alfalfa: Cover up, he's coming this way.

Spanky Leonard: Who?

[the Gang then quickly cover up, holding tree branches, to hide Louella, from Simmons]

Spanky Leonard: [Also during this scene, Spanky walks, holding a stick, with a bonnet tied to the top & a feminine cape, on its frame, that appears as if Louella is walking alone and drew Simmons' attention and deceiving him, until Spanky walked under a low tree branch, that pulled the back cape off and Simmons saw Spanky. Spanky then quickly fled]

[Marshall Valient and Louella did a light quick kiss, in haste]

Spanky Leonard: You can't shoot Capt. Marsh! You gotta do somethin' to help him!

Lt. Johnson: I'm sorry, sonny, but, it's beyond my power to do anything. You'll have to get a higher authority than I am.

Alfalfa: What's a higher authority?

Spanky Leonard: Well, it's like you're second general and I'm first.

Spanky Leonard: I'm not no Yankee! I'm a Southern gentleman!

Alfalfa: How ya gonna prove it?

Spanky Leonard: Well, I've gotta slave!

Alfalfa: Oh, you have not.

Spanky Leonard: Tell him who you are?

Buckwheat: I his slave.

Spanky Leonard: First, we gotta find a secret place to have our meetings.

Alfalfa: I've got jes' the place!

Spanky Leonard: Sure it's secret enough?

Alfalfa: It's so secret, maybe I can't find it myself.