Alfalfa Quotes in The Little Rascals (1994)
Alfalfa: Then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfalfa!"
Alfalfa: Why am I soaking wet?
Porky: Don't worry, Alfalfa. I used to have the same problem.
Alfalfa: I'm usually a lover, not a fighter, but in your case, I'm willing to make an exception!
[punches Butch and he falls in the mud]
Butch: When's the last time we beat you up?
Alfalfa: Well, let's see... today's the 10th, 30 days hath September, April, June, and November. It's not a leap year... yyyesterday.
Butch: You're due!
Alfalfa: Is Spanky home?
Spanky's Dad: Sorry, Alfalfa. Spanky isn't here.
Alfalfa's Dad: I'm sorry, Spanky, Alfalfa's not here.
George "Spanky" McFarland: Darn.
Stymie: You're not thinkin' about Darla, are ya?
Alfalfa: No, of course not.
George "Spanky" McFarland: Good.
Alfalfa: I wonder if she's not thinking of me, too?
Alfalfa: Everything's working out perfectly. The guys are at the swimming hole, and I'm home with a tooth ache. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
Darla: Just as I thought, you are ashamed of me
Alfalfa: I'm not ashamed of you I'm proud of you... I just don't want anyone to see you.
Butch: Any last words?
Alfalfa: [waves nervously] Yeah, uh... see ya!
Alfalfa: Love note? No, this is gonna be a hate note!
Buckwheat, Porky: Sounds good to me!
Alfalfa: All knights ride into battle wearing the colors of their lady fair!
Waldo: We just moved into town. My father bought the oil refinery.
Darla: That explains why you're so refined!
Alfalfa: Yeah, and so oily!
Alfalfa: [to Spanky] Don't talk to me you Benedict Arnold! You, you Judas Priest!
George "Spanky" McFarland: [during the Go-Cart Derby] You snot wads stole our racer!
Butch: Finders keepers, losers suck!
Alfalfa: Ahhh - bite me!
[Butch and Woim look to their rights, then Alfalfa runs away very fast]
Woim: I don't see nothin'.
Butch: Come on, you doink!
[they get out of the go-cart and chase after Alfalfa]
Alfalfa: [during the bloopers at the end] I winded my ear up.
Yankee General: Just who is surrendering?
Spanky Leonard: The Royal Protection of Women and Children Regiment Club of the World and Mississippi River.
Yankee General: Oh, I refuse to accept your sword, son. You won a moral victory.
Spanky Leonard: You mean, we don't have to surrender and still keep our fort?
Yankee General: Exactly, you should all be commended for your bravery.
Spanky Leonard, Alfalfa: Hooray!
Alfalfa: Cover up, he's coming this way.
Spanky Leonard: Who?
[the Gang then quickly cover up, holding tree branches, to hide Louella, from Simmons]
Spanky Leonard: [Also during this scene, Spanky walks, holding a stick, with a bonnet tied to the top & a feminine cape, on its frame, that appears as if Louella is walking alone and drew Simmons' attention and deceiving him, until Spanky walked under a low tree branch, that pulled the back cape off and Simmons saw Spanky. Spanky then quickly fled]
[Marshall Valient and Louella did a light quick kiss, in haste]
Spanky Leonard: You can't shoot Capt. Marsh! You gotta do somethin' to help him!
Lt. Johnson: I'm sorry, sonny, but, it's beyond my power to do anything. You'll have to get a higher authority than I am.
Alfalfa: What's a higher authority?
Spanky Leonard: Well, it's like you're second general and I'm first.
Spanky Leonard: I'm not no Yankee! I'm a Southern gentleman!
Alfalfa: How ya gonna prove it?
Spanky Leonard: Well, I've gotta slave!
Alfalfa: Oh, you have not.
Spanky Leonard: Tell him who you are?
Buckwheat: I his slave.
Spanky Leonard: First, we gotta find a secret place to have our meetings.
Alfalfa: I've got jes' the place!
Spanky Leonard: Sure it's secret enough?
Alfalfa: It's so secret, maybe I can't find it myself.
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