Alexander Sebastian Quotes in That Uncertain Feeling (1941)

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Alexander Sebastian: I'm not going to fight.

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Alexander Sebastian: Phooey!

Alexander Sebastian: You smoke yourself?

Mrs. Jill Baker: Yes.

Alexander Sebastian: [a pause] You, eh, haven't got a cigarette, eh?

Mrs. Jill Baker: Yes.

[she takes her cigarette case from her handbag and offers it to him]

Alexander Sebastian: Haven't any without tips?

Alexander Sebastian: Let me warn you that I say what I think. I'm a complete individualist.

Mrs. Jill Baker: Really?

Alexander Sebastian: I'm against Communism, Capitalism, Fascism, Nazism. I'm against everything and everybody. I hate my fellow man and he hates me.

Mrs. Jill Baker: It sounds rather amusing.

Alexander Sebastian: So, I amuse you? I'm a clown, eh? Pagliacci!

Alexander Sebastian: What's wrong with you?

Mrs. Jill Baker: [Defensively] Nothing.

Alexander Sebastian: Why are you here? You don't go to a psycho-analyst to have tooth filled?

Alexander Sebastian: I hate to bother you again; but, eh - what does one have to do to be happy?

Alexander Sebastian: That's almost great.

Mrs. Jill Baker: Who painted it?

Alexander Sebastian: A woman. No man could be so malicious.

Mrs. Jill Baker: You are a puzzle, Mr. Alexander Sebastian.

Alexander Sebastian: And don't you try to solve me, Mrs. Happy Baker.

Alexander Sebastian: This vase insults me. It's ugly. Let's put it away.

Larry Baker: If you ever should run into one of her bad moods and you want to snap her right out if it, there's only one way to do it.

Alexander Sebastian: What's that?

Larry Baker: Just - keeks her.

Alexander Sebastian: Keeks her? How do you do that?

Larry Baker: Just

[pokes Sebastian in the stomach]

Larry Baker: keeks!

Larry Baker: It's okay. It's quick and painless.

Alexander Sebastian: Very white of you, Baker.

Larry Baker: Thanks, Sebastian.

Alexander Sebastian: I am married to an American agent.

Alexander Sebastian: I'm not afraid to die.

Devlin: You've got your chance, here and now.

Alexander Sebastian: An old friend is never an extra guest.

Alicia: I've told you before, Mr. Devlin doesn't mean a thing to me.

Alexander Sebastian: I'd like to be convinced. Would you maybe care to convince me, Alicia, that Mr. Devlin means nothing to you?