Alex West Quotes in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001)

Manfred Powell: Into the belly of the beast.

Alex West: And out of the demon's ass.

Alex West: Lara Croft, I don't believe it. Still pretending to be a photojournalist? Ya know, I think it's really cool that you can still keep a day job, though it's obviously just for show.

Lara Croft: So, Alex, still pretending to be an archaeologist?

Alex West: Lara, do we always have to fight like this? Maybe we don't.

Lara Croft: Hmm, maybe we do.

Alex West: Why?

Lara Croft: You stole my prayer wheels!

Alex West: Stole? Stole? Coming from you? It's not like you ever really owned them or anything. Hey, you're the tomb raider...

Lara Croft: Oh look, I think your clients need you. As you once said, so memorably, "It's all just a business". So go, go do business.

[Alex West turns around to find Lara Croft sitting]

Lara Croft: Hello, Alex.

Alex West: I suppose you think I'm a greedy, unscrupulous sell-out who'll do just about anything for money?

Lara Croft: Yes. That's right.

Alex West: [shrugs] Well, the money bit's true I guess.

Lara Croft: Is it, Alex? If you cross me, we may not be able to remain friends.

[Looks him up and down]

Lara Croft: Always a pleasure.

Alex West: Now for a *cold* shower...