Alex Stone Quotes in Major Payne (1995)
Alex Stone Quotes:
Major Payne: Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst.
Alex Stone: Try it.
Heathcoat: Why do I have to wear the dress?
Alex Stone: Because you are the one with the biggest tits!
Heathcoat: SHUT UP!
Cadet Dotson: Let's go, let's go, giddyup, let's ride!
[Makes whipcrack noise]
Alex Stone: What happened to knocking first, Dotson?
Cadet Dotson: You assholes don't need to worry about that.
Woliger: [Sees that Alex is putting on his dress blues] Where are you going?
Alex Stone: To the games. You guys better get ready - we gotta be there in an hour.
Woliger: Alex... we don't have a chance without Payne.
Alex Stone: Listen - Payne or no *Payne,* I'm gonna go out there and get that *stupid* trophy. We busted our asses off out there! Now, I didn't go through all that to come out empty handed.
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