Alex Eilhauer Quotes in The Five-Year Engagement (2012)
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Alex Eilhauer Quotes:
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Alex Eilhauer: I feel like I'm drinking out of Chewbacca's dick.
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Alex Eilhauer: Seeing you chop onions is depressing. It's like watching Michael Jordan take a shit.
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Tom Solomon: I was not flirting, okay?
Alex Eilhauer: Oh really?
Tom Solomon: I was being friendly.
Alex Eilhauer: Yeah, right. You were sending telepathic wiener missiles at her face. And you know it.
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