Albert Graves Quotes in Harper (1966)

Sheriff: Who is this clown?

Albert Graves: He's a private detective working for us.

Lew Harper: Yeah, I used to be a sheriff 'til I passed my literacy test.

Albert Graves: Aw, hell.

Lew Harper: Aw, hell.

Elaine Sampson: Are you going to rescue my Ralph for me?

Albert Graves: Oh, now Elaine, I don't want you to worry.

Elaine Sampson: How can I worry with men like you on the job?

Sheriff: Now there's a pretty brave woman.

Lew Harper: Yeah, gutty as hell.

Albert Graves: Did you meet Sampson's daughter?

Lew Harper: That ugly, skinny kid? Yeah, we passed in the night.

Albert Graves: [Takes out a cheesecake picture of Miranda] Oh, Lew, isn't she incredible?

Lew Harper: Oh boy, you dirty old man.

Albert Graves: Go on. You think I'm too old.

Lew Harper: Nah. When she's a hundred, you only be a hundred and twenty-four.

Albert Graves: You think I'm old enough to be her father.

Lew Harper: You're old enough to be her *grandfather*.

Albert Graves: Ah, go to hell.

Lew Harper: Solid Citizen Albert, hung up on a chick at your age. That's a hoot!

Albert Graves: He was scum, Lew. I swear it.

Albert Graves: You were hired by a bitch to find scum.

Lew Harper: Yeah... every time I hope it's going to be Prince Charming sending me out to scout out Cinderella.