Albert Einstein Quotes in Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)

Albert Einstein: [to Dexter and Able who are attacking Al Capone] You smack, you kick, you smack, you kick, you smack, you kick. Team work, fellas, wunderbar!

Larry Daley: [tries to steady his bobblehead]

Albert Einstein: Don't touch the hair!

Taxi Driver: Hey, Einstein, it's a red light.

Albert Einstein: Hey, I'm walking here!

Mr. Peabody: This is the greatest collection of geniuses ever assembled! Surely we can come up with another way of getting to the past.

Leonardo da Vinci: I can-a build a catapult. And, we go very fast.

Albert Einstein: But, remember, as you approach the speed of light, gravity will get too strong.

Isaac Newton: Oh, indeed. "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction."

Agamemnon: How about we just punch that big hole in the face?

Dexter Jones: [stoned and dreaming] Mr. Einstein! I'm feeling strange. Someone's putting some shit on my mind.

Albert Einstein: Sounds like too many chili dogs, Dex. Have to learn to relax!

Albert Einstein: Are you thinking what I am thinking?

Ed Walters: Well what would be the odds of that happening?

Albert Einstein: Algae? This is a color?

Bob Rosetti: You're Albert Einstein!

Albert Einstein: Yes.

Bob Rosetti: E equals M C squared!

Albert Einstein: [laughs] I hope so.

Albert Einstein: Catherine is my niece.

Ed Walters: She's your niece?

Albert Einstein: Yes

Ed Walters: She's... your niece?

Albert Einstein: I can't have a niece?

Ed Walters: But that makes you... her uncle.

Albert Einstein: It works nicely, doesn't it?

[Albert turns the rudder of the sailboat causing Catherine to fall into Ed's lap]

Catherine Boyd: Uncle Albert!

Albert Einstein: I'm steering ze boat...

Albert Einstein: If you had had a nickel for every nickel that he has, you would have a lot of nickels.

Catherine Boyd: [expressing her disbelief in Ed's scientific credentials] He is a mechanic!

Albert Einstein: I was a clerk in a patent office. Faraday was a carpenter. Isaac Newton was an insurance salesman.

Ed Walters: You were a patent clerk.

Albert Einstein: Sigmund Freud, I'm sure, was a tobacconist.

Albert Einstein: God does not play dice with the universe, but I will.

Albert Einstein: That's it! That's the theory of relativity! Light travels to us from the hands of the clock, to tell us the time. But, if we were to travel away from the clock at the speed of light...

Marie Curie: The hands of the clock would appear to have stopped!

Albert Einstein: Time would stand still! This moment *would* last forever.

Albert Einstein: Dad, I want to be a physicist.

Mr. Einstein: What do they grow, son?

Albert Einstein: They don't grow anything.

Mr. Einstein: Well what's the use of them then?

Albert Einstein: Just a moment Marie, I'm having an idea

Albert Einstein: If you can't trust the Governments of the world, who can you trust?