Alan Smithee Quotes in An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn (1997)

Alan Smithee: It's worse than "Showgirls"!

Alan Smithee: [during an editing session] No, no, no! You've sodomised it!

Alan Smithee: An Actor, he says. And I think: "Certainly he is. This is LA. EVERYONE'S an Actor."

Dion Brothers: Use that name everyone be using!

Alan Smithee: I can't! I *am* Alan Smithee!

Alan Smithee: [beating his head] I cut the picture. They cut the picture. I didn't cut the picture. They cut the picture...

Alan Smithee: I saw myself on the telly! I was in a bar off Sunset, drinking a pink gin, and I saw myself on the bloody telly!

[singing]

Alan Smithee: And the itsy bitsy spider climbed up the spout again...