Alan Reed Quotes in Dave (1993)

Bob Alexander: I'm going to kill him.

Alan Reed: You can't kill a President.

Bob Alexander: He's not a President. He's an ordinary person. I can kill an ordinary person.

Alan Reed: Bob!

Bob Alexander: I can kill a hundred ordinary people!

Alan Reed: Bob, at some point we're gonna have to call the Vice President.

Bob Alexander: Don't call the Vice President.

Alan Reed: What?

Bob Alexander: Just don't call him, Al.

Alan Reed: The guy's in a coma, Bob!

Bob Alexander: I don't give a shit.

Alan Reed: Bob!

Bob Alexander: This is mine, Alan. All mine. I made him, I built him. And no Boy Scout is going to come in here and take it away from me, just because he happens to be Vice President of the United States.

Ellen Mitchell: [first encounter and public appearance] Don't you have anything else you want to say to me?

[repeated line]

Dave: Thank you for doing this, Ellen.

Ellen Mitchell: Go to hell, Bill!

[exits]

Dave: She hates me!

Bob Alexander, Alan Reed: YES!

Alan Reed: [trying to convince Dave to take the job] Imagine that the entire United States of America is in the car.

Dave: In the car?

Alan Reed: In the car!

Bob Alexander: And you've got to get it to the hospital.

[on the balcony, being fed lines by Bob and Al, they try to tell him to leave]

Alan Reed: Go!

Bob Alexander: Go, go!

Dave: [raises a fist] Go, go, go!

[the reporters look confused]