Alan Frog Quotes in The Lost Boys (1987)

Alan Frog: [after Laddie vamps out] Holy shit! It's the attack of Eddie Munster!

Alan Frog: We don't ride with vampires.

Sam Emerson: Fine, stay here.

Edgar Frog: [Looks around, clearly scared] We do now.

Alan Frog: Yeah.

Alan Frog: Holy shit, Vampire Hotel.

Edgar Frog: [the Frog Brothers walk in the room, carrying loads of stakes. To Sam] Okay, where's Nosferatu?

Sam Emerson: Who?

Edgar Frog: The prince of darkness.

Alan Frog: The night crawler. The bloodsucker.

Edgar Frog: El Vampiro.

Sam Emerson: Mike! They're here!

Sam Emerson: Got a problem, guys?

Edgar Frog: Just scoping your civilian wardrobe.

Sam Emerson: Pretty cool, huh?

Alan Frog: For a fashion victim.

Edgar Frog: You did the right thing by calling us. Does your brother sleep a lot?

Sam Emerson: Yeah, all day.

Alan Frog: Does the sunlight freak him out?

Sam Emerson: Uh, he wears sunglasses in the house.

Edgar Frog: Bad breath, long fingernails?

Sam Emerson: Yeah, his fingernails are a little bit longer, um, he always had bad breath, though.

Alan Frog: He's a vampire all right.

Edgar Frog: All right, here's what you do: get yourself a good sharp stake and drive it right through his heart.

Sam Emerson: I can't do that; he's my brother.

Alan Frog: OK, we'll come over and do it for you.

Sam Emerson: No!

Edgar Frog: You'd better get yourself a garlic T-shirt, buddy, or it's your funeral.

Sam Emerson: And then his dog started chasing my mom like the hounds of hell in "Vampires Everywhere."

Edgar Frog: We've been aware there's some very serious vampire activity in this town for some time.

Alan Frog: Santa Carla's become a haven for the undead.

Edgar Frog: As a matter of fact, we're almost certain ghouls and werewolves occupy high positions at city hall.

Alan Frog: Kill your brother, you'll feel better.

Alan Frog: Notice anything unusual about Santa Carla yet?

Sam Emerson: No, it's actually a pretty cool place... if you're a Martian!

Edgar Frog: Or, a vampire!

Sam Emerson: You guys sniffin' on newsprint or somethin'?

Alan Frog: There's our number on the back. And pray you never need to call us.

Sam Emerson: I'll pray I never need to call you.

Edgar Frog: Are you OK?

Sam Emerson: I nailed one of them downstairs with a bow and arrow.

Alan Frog: All right, Sambo!

Edgar Frog: We trashed the one that looks like Twisted Sister.

Alan Frog: Totally annihilated his night-stalking ass!

Edgar Frog: Well, Nanook helped a little.

Alan Frog: Death to all vampires!

Edgar Frog: Maximum body count!

Edgar Frog: We're awesome monster bashers!

Alan Frog: The meanest!

Edgar Frog: The baddest!

Edgar Frog: You think you really know what's happening here, don't you? Well, I'll tell you something, you don't know shit, buddy.

Alan Frog: Yeah? You think we just work at a comic book store for our folks, huh?

Sam Emerson: Actually, I thought it was a bakery.

Edgar Frog: This is just a cover; we're dedicated to a higher purpose. We're fighters for truth, justice, and the American way.

Alan Frog: Aaaaaah! Flies!

Edgar Frog: We're on the right trail. Flies and the undead go together like bullets and guns. Come on.

Alan Frog: We blew it, man, we lost it!

Edgar Frog: Shut up!

Alan Frog: We unraveled in the face of the enemy!

Edgar Frog: It's not our fault, they pulled a mind scramble on us! They opened their eyes and talked!

Alan Frog: First come, first staked.

Sam Emerson: What was that? A little vampire humor? Well, it wasn't funny!