Alan Eakian Quotes in Summer School (1987)
Alan Eakian Quotes:
Phil Gills: This man should not be teaching. The proof is right here in these test results. Look for yourself, Mr. Shoop. Passing is 70; average score here was 63. They failed.
Shoop: [looks at the results] That is not true, Mr. Gills.
Alan Eakian: You mean we passed?
Shoop: No, not all of you, but that's not what's important here. Larry went from an 18 to a 51!
Mrs. Kazimias: If I'd only seen you strip a week sooner.
Shoop: Rhonda: from a 29 to a 43 and she gave birth.
Mrs. Altobello: Isn't childbirth grounds for a makeup test?
Principal Kelban: It always has been.
Chainsaw: This woman thing never fails.
Shoop: Eakian: a 51 to a 74.
Alan Eakian: I passed! I am an Eakian, Grams!
Dave: All right, Eaker!-- Alan Eakian
Alan Eakian: [Eakian shakes Larry awake] Larry, what do you want?
Larry Kazamias: Bed.
[falls back asleep]
Alan Eakian: [to Shoop] Larry wants a bed.-- Alan Eakian
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