Alan Conway Quotes in Color Me Kubrick (2005)

Alan Conway: The trouble with Marlon is that he thinks he's Brando.

Alan Conway: I've shaved off my beard off!

Jasper: When you told me that you lost your limited edition Mont Blanc pen that Tom Cruise had given you, I thought that the very least I could do is to replace it.

Alan Conway: Oh! Jasper, I'm so touched. You are too kind.

Jasper: I'm so pleased that *you* are pleased.

Alan Conway: Look at it! It's wonderful... do you have the receipt?

Alan Conway: I'm only trying to escape myself. That's why I have to pretend to be someone else.