Al Lolly Quotes in Gigantic (2008)

Al Lolly: Alright... I'll send my girl by this afternoon... take a look, work out the financing. Fourteen grand is the price you quoted me not a penny more so don't try to Jew the price up on me. You're not... Jewish, are you?

Brian: No, I'm not, but there's...

Al Lolly: [interrupting] Good. Just a figure of speech. I'm half Jew myself. I work with Jews. They Jew me all day long so I can say it.

Al Lolly: [getting in car after Happy and Brian secretly had sex there] Smells like a wharf net in here.

Happy: What?

Brian: What?

Al Lolly: You heard me. Smells like low tide.

Happy: That's weird.

Brian: I don't smell anything.

Al Lolly: Ah, where the hell is she? Bryan, I'm totally serious when I say she may have gotten lost leaving the apartment.

Al Lolly: You mess her up, I'll kill your parents. Your parents still alive?

Brian: Yes.

Al Lolly: Good.

Al Lolly: You know I had brain cancer once, Brian?

Brian: No...

Al Lolly: Yup. A Huge tumor on the recesses of my temporal lobe.

Brian: But you're okay now...

Al Lolly: Yep. 100% holistic. No chemo, no radiation.

Brian: Whad you do?

Al Lolly: I mapped the pathology of the cancer with my mind. Very Chinese. Yep. Glad I moved it. I got it with meditation. I pushed it down to the fatty tissue of my temporal lobe, 2 months. Then I moved it down into my nasal cavity, 3 months. Then, then one day I just hocked it up. About the size of a little squash bar, maybe bigger. Do you play squash Brian?