Al Crowthers Quotes in Sailor Beware (1952)

Melvin Jones: Why, I was fighting Gene Tierney once, and...

Al Crowthers: Wait a minute! Don't you mean Gene Tunney?

Melvin Jones: [shouts] You fight who you want, I'll fight who I want!

Melvin Jones: Why d'ya put the bandage on my hand before ya put the gloves on?

Al Crowthers: So when you hit'm, you won't break your knuckles.

Melvin Jones: Why don't you put some on my shoes so I won't wear them out from running away from him?

Al Crowthers: How many fights have ya had all together?

Melvin Jones: [Talking loudly in a punchy boxer's voice in order to frighten his opponent] Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...

[Al hits him']

Melvin Jones: When ya add 'em up together now, I had 101 fights.

Al Crowthers: Yup!

Melvin Jones: Oh, 101! I win 'em all but 100!