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  • Al Coleman: You know why I like hunting?

    Ralph Coleman: Keeps you away from your wife.

    [the camp errupts in laughter]

    Al Coleman: That's one good thing. But it's like a cross-section of life. Your brains and your balls against whatever's out there.

  • Al Coleman: I mean is this good or what? I could stay out here the rest of my life with buddies like you!

    Ralph Coleman: Sure, if you had a restaurant, bar, and a whorehouse out back, you might last a week!

  • Ralph Coleman: [Mason and David are walking the poachers out of camp at gunpoint] Pick up a few bars of that Irish Spring the next time you're in town! What a stink!

    Al Coleman: Yeah, we'll cripple you for life if you come back here again. These are my woods!

    Ralph Coleman: Al, your woods are full of maggots!

  • Mason Rand: [after Marty shoots at a buck and misses] Did you hit him?

    Marty Adler: I think so.

    Mason Rand: Then you track him, hotshot.

    Marty Adler: There's other deer!

    Mason Rand: Not for you there isn't, Marty. That buck could be wounded. He could crawl off behind some windfall and die. He could die very slowly. Do you that's right, Marty?

    Marty Adler: No.

    Al Coleman: Well, I guess we'd better get after him.

    [Ralph agrily gives Marty back his rifle. It was supposed to be Ralph's shot]

  • Al Coleman: I mean those slimy bastards kicked out my fog lights!

    Mason Rand: Forget about it, Al. We've got deer to hunt come sun-up.

  • Al Coleman: [takes a hearty swig of Jack Daniels] Yes ma'am, she does burn good. Now if I just had a nice piece of ass, my night would be complete!

    Marty Adler: How about that bitch back at the beer joint?

    Al Coleman: That would be nice!

  • Ralph Coleman: [the hunters find the mutilated body of a game warden hung from a tree] Holy mother of God!

    Marty Adler: We're screwed!

    Mason Rand: Like hell we are!

    Marty Adler: They're gonna kill us! We're all gonna...

    Mason Rand: Shut up, Marty, God-dammit! How long since the wardens took the poachers out of here, David?

    David Rand: Three hours?

    Ralph Coleman: We gotta get out of her right now! They could be any place around here!

    Mason Rand: Listen, Ralph, if they knew where we were, we'd be fighting them right this minute. It's not all bad if we handle ourselves and don't fucking panic!

    Al Coleman: Look, if we can get back to that Bronco, I can get us out of here.

    Mason Rand: No. They're probably hitting the camp right now. They're not going to let us out of here alive Al, they can't do that.

    Ralph Coleman: I thought this was over with... it's just beginning!

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