Al Burnett Quotes in The Dish (2000)

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Al Burnett Quotes:

  • Al Burnett: Are you telling me that NASA's prime receiving station has absolutely no idea where Apollo 11 is?

    Glenn Latham: Yeah - it's on its way to the moon.

  • Glenn Latham: Everything's fine.

    Al Burnett: Except we lost Apollo 11!

    Glenn Latham: Oh, except for that.

  • Al Burnett: Not everyone at NASA is a hotshot college genius. The guy I most admire is from a one-horse town in Ohio.

    Ross 'Mitch' Mitchell: And what's he do?

    Al Burnett: Tomorrow he's gonna walk on the moon.

    Glenn Latham: ...Who's the guy?

  • Al Burnett: The Ambassador's coming. Space nut. Knows everything about Apollo 11.

    Ross "Mitch" Mitchell: Does he know where it is?

  • Al Burnett: I stand corrected.

    Ross "Mitch" Mitchell: No, you're WRONG!

    Al Burnett: Do we have a problem?

    Ross "Mitch" Mitchell: Yeah! You treat us like a pack of galahs!

    Glenn Latham: That's a type of parrot.

  • Al Burnett: I think we ate an entire sheep.

  • Cliff Buxton: Glenn, come here.

    Glenn Latham: What?

    Al Burnett: Every coordinate in this book has been changed.

    Glenn Latham: Yeah... I changed them.

    Al Burnett: You what?

    Glenn Latham: I changed them.

    Al Burnett: Why?

    Glenn Latham: Because they were wrong.

    Al Burnett: Why were they wrong?

    Glenn Latham: Dunno.

    Cliff Buxton: No, what about them was wrong?

    Glenn Latham: Oh! Well, the figures NASA gave us were for the northern hemisphere... and we're in the southern hemisphere? I can change them back but then you'd be pointing in the wrong d...

    Cliff Buxton: Glenn, it might be a good idea for you to tell us these things.

    Glenn Latham: Oh, sure, I just didn't wanna worry you... Cuppa tea, Al?

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