Aki Quotes in You Only Live Twice (1967)

Aki: No one will disturb you tonight. I think I will enjoy very much serving under you.

Aki: You wouldn't touch that horrible woman, would you?

James Bond: Oh heaven forbid.

Tiger Tanaka: [discussing Osato Chemicals' supertanker, the Ning Po, which is known to be smuggling rocket fuel] We shadowed the Ning Po to the outer islands.

Aki: It was very dark. Hard to see her all the time.

Tiger Tanaka: But we know she stopped somewhere. Look at these photos.

[Tiger hands James photos of the Ning Po]

Aki: Look at the water line.

James Bond: [noticing the higher water line of the ship in seperate photos] You're right. Fully laden here, and empty here.

James Bond: [getting up] I want to take a look at the island now. Is Little Nellie here?

Tiger Tanaka: Yes. And her father.

[James, Aki, and Tiger enter a nearby garage where an agitated and sweating Q is waiting]

James Bond: [sarcastically] Welcome to Japan, Dad. Is my little girl hot and ready?

Q: [annoyed] Look, 007, I've had a long and tiring journey, probably to no purpose, so I'm in no mood for juvenile quips.

Tiger Tanaka: Chasing girls will be the end of you, Bond-san. I have told you that before.

Aki: He didn't chase her! He did it so that I could get away. He wouldn't touch that horrible girl. You wouldn't, would you?

James Bond: Oh, heaven forbid.

Aki: This mission was well worth the lives of you and your men.

Jane Proudfoot: "Men"?

Ryan: She thinks you're a man.

Jane Proudfoot: I think she's an idiot.

Neil: I know you're not a man.

Jane Proudfoot: I think YOU'RE an idiot too.

Aki: I just... I don't know how much time I have left.

Capt. Gray Edwards: Who does?

Aki: What's happening?

Capt. Gray Edwards: Dr. Cid is implanting the Seventh Spirit directly into your body.

Aki: Then you must be my spiritual support. Gray, how sweet.

Aki: Only seven years old... and yet ready to die.

Neil: How could they survive a trip across space on a chunk of rock?

Aki: They didn't.

Neil: Oh... this is all beginning to make a creepy sort of sense.

Aki: We can't just leave everyone.

Capt. Gray Edwards: Everyone is dead.

[Aki and Gray are standing in a giant crater, above which is a huge phantom]

Capt. Gray Edwards: This is not a good place to be.

[Looks down and sees swirling blue energy beneath them]

Capt. Gray Edwards: That's not what I think it is, is it?

Aki: Yes-it's Gaia.

Capt. Gray Edwards: This is definitely not a good place to be.

Aki: With the hope of new life has Gaia changed the phantom within.

Aki: All life is born of Gaia and each life has a spirit. Each new spirit is housed in a physical body. Doctor?

Doctor Sid: Go on.

Aki: Through their experiences on Earth, each spirit matures and grows. When the physical body dies, the mature spirit, enriched by its life on Earth, returns to Gaia, bringing with it the experiences, enabling Gaia to live and grow.

Aki: Did you come to Las Vegas to be a showgirl?

Audrey Griswold: No. I'm on vacation with my parents.

Cousin Vicki: [rowdy] Hard to believe we're related, right?

Cousin Vicki: [Audrey's climbing to the top of Vegas Vic] Audrey! What're you doing up there?

Audrey Griswold: I'm starting my vacation!

[dances]

Aki: She's gonna break a lot of heart.

Cousin Vicki: She's gonna break something!

Aki: [Darnell's invention of the Jewbix cube, a Jewish version of the Rubik's cube. Aki is reading off the pictures on the cube] A Jewish star, a money sign, a menorah, and a d... Dude you put a dick on the Jewbix cube?

[Hector and Aki laugh]

Darnell Jackson: [mad at Aki and Hector for laughing] It's a circumcised penis. The only other real Jewish thing I could think of.

Aki: Booty twaps.

Darnell Jackson: Uh, what percentage in chance does my friend, Aki, have of sleeping with you?

Yun: Zero percent.

Darnell Jackson: One more question, please. What if he's a professional break-dancer?

Yun: Two percent.

Aki: Mathematically that's an infinity percent increase.

Justin Schumacher: Yeah! That's my Aki! Homeboy's forever?

Aki: Homeboy's forever.

Darnell Jackson: Homeboy's forever.

Hector: Homeboy's forever.

Darnell Jackson, Aki, Justin Schumacher, Hector: Funky Fresh Boyz!

Yun: If that what you guys are going to call yourselves, it goes back down to one percent.

Aki: FUCK YOU MR. FERGUSON! I'm kidding, I still need this job.

Aki: [showing the octopus] Tako.

Juana: Ah... like a taco?

[gesturing for the mexican cuisine]

Aki: Yeah, I guess so.

Aki: If I walked into a taqueria and I saw a bunch of *asians* cooking the food,

[Juana laughs]

Aki: I'd probably think twice.

Juana: Sure. Maybe. But, if that same taqueria had all latino workers and just one asian... one asian, would that be okay?