Ajay Sidhu Quotes in The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)

Ajay Sidhu: Don't go into the long grass!

[Roland is sitting in a bar in Kenya. Ajay walks in behind him, and Roland turns around]

Roland Tembo: Ajay!

Ajay Sidhu: [laughing] How did you know?

[they hug]

Roland Tembo: That cheap aftershave I send you every Christmas, you actually wear it. I'm touched. Sit down. What on earth brings you to Mombassa?

[they sit]

Ajay Sidhu: You, my friend. I got a call from a man who's going to Costa Rica, or thereabouts. And if I'm to be believed, its a most well-funded expedition.

Roland Tembo: Well, I'm a very well-funded old son of a bitch. You go.

Ajay Sidhu: What, alone? But we always had such great success together, you and I.

Roland Tembo: A little too great, don't you think?

Ajay Sidhu: What do you mean?

Roland Tembo: A true hunter doesn't mind if the animal wins. There weren't enough escapes from you and me, Ajay. We were like a firing squad, don't you think?

Ajay Sidhu: I have reason to believe you would find this expedition's quarry most challenging.

Roland Tembo: Then it's probably illegal. These days it's a worse crime to shoot a tiger than to shoot your own parents...

[sees some American tourists causing trouble with a waitress]

Roland Tembo: Tigers have advocates...

[downs his drink]

Roland Tembo: Excuse me, would you?