Ajay Quotes in Reign of Fire (2002)

Ajay: Forget the bird and use the scope you wanker.

Ajay: Hey, Barlow, I've got voices.

Barlow: Ajay, what are you smokin'?

Ajay, Akshaye, Sashank, Sania, Shilpa, Esha, Vikram Ghoyal: [singing] Cash to the right of me, / Cash to the left of me / Cash all the money all the time all mine!

[first lines]

Ajay: [subtitled version] My name is Ajay, CEO of AJ Quest Technologies. The man taken on the stretcher is none other than my friend Arya. Ever since I got acquainted to him, I didn't have any more enemies. Because if you've a friend like Arya, you don't need another enemy at all.

[last lines]

Ajay: My name is Ajay... yours?...

Nisha: I'm Nisha...

Ajay: Nisha... are you married?

Nisha: WHAT?

[while Rahul and the troupe celebrate Nisha's birthday, Pooja begs Ajay to tell her about a girl he likes]

Ajay: Okay, okay, okay... You see that waiter serving water?

[He points to a waiter serving glasses of water]

Pooja: Yeah?

Ajay: Well, if he comes here with a glass of water, I'll tell you all about her!

[They watch the waiter - soon, there is only one glass left on his tray... ]

Pooja: Oh my God... Excuse me, a glass of water please!

Ajay: That's cheating!

Pooja: So what? Everything is fair in love and war!

[the waiter brings her a glass of water]

Rahul: [passes by, takes the glass] Thank YOU!

Pooja: HEY!

Ajay: [laughing] Everything is fair in love and war!

Ajay, Pooja, Nisha, Rahul: [singing] Dil to pagal hai / dil deewana hai... the heart is crazy / the heart is mad...

Ajay: Hello, fatty, how are you?

Pooja: Shut up! I'm not fat!

Jagjit: I would like to pay for these by credit card

[points to books]

Jagjit: and these by cash

[points to art supplies]

Jagjit: .

Ajay: What's up with the partition? Are those Pakistani brushes?

[Gautam sits down and joins Ajay, Jagjit and Salim for Lunch. He is arranging his food containers]

Ajay: Damn nigga. That's your lunch? No wonder people in India are starving, you got all the food!

Jagjit: Look at this place! Can you believe there's this many freshmen?

Salim: It's going to be a very tough year, yaar. We're going to have to study much harder to beat the curve.

Ajay: You're at a goddamn party bitch! Fa'get about ya curve! Let's go get some desi booty!

[Rao is drunk and is urinating in front of a tree]

Gautam Rao: This is one of the things I miss most about India. The Freedom. No bogus rules. No regulations. Just do what you want freely.

[Turns and urinates on Ajay's shoes]

Ajay: Oh man! I paid $60 for these bitches!

Ajay: What happened? This place looks worse than South Central.

Ajay: It's like Spike Lee says, you know, gotta be making black films, BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY!

Ajay: Oh my brotha! You are oppressed!

Ajay: Maybe the coconut bhaisaab is color blind and God stuck your prophet ass here to enlighten him. I mean, you see his face when you whipped out that stank chicken, yo? Nigga went crazy! He was like...

Salim: My mummy cooked that chicken bhenchod!