Aisha Quotes in Body of Lies (2008)

Aisha: A man is not his job.

Roque: Okay, you stay with us. But if anything smells like a trap, I get to put a bullet in your skull. Does that sound fair?

Aisha: That sounds fun.

Jensen: Sounds like my parents...

Aisha: Here's the deal: I get you and your men back in the States. In exchange, you get Max for me.

Clay: What's the catch, lady?

Aisha: It's pretty much a suicide mission.

Clay: And why should I trust you?

Aisha: Because if I were lying, I wouldn't have used the words "suicide mission."

Clay: I'm clear, Roque.

Roque: Well, you better be, because I ain't getting killed by no girl.

Aisha: [coming up behind them] Been a long time since anyone called me a girl.

[to Clay]

Aisha: She put a *bomb* in your car?

Clay: She was volatile.

Aisha: [as their chopper is sprayed with .50 caliber machine gun fire] WHOA! I though you said small arms weren't a problem.

Pooch: That look like small arms to you? Huh? That's a cannon.

Aisha: Doughnut.

Pooch: That's a CANNON!

Aisha: Doughnut doughnut DOUGHNUT!

[Both scream as they graze a Dunkin' Donuts sign]

Aisha: Are you SURE you've done this before?

Pooch: Okay. Right now? Not the time. Not the time right now.

Clay: Pooch, what's your status?

Pooch: Well, I'm completely irritated and possibly crashing.

Aisha: [whistles at the sight of Clay's Bolivian hotel room] Wow. It's everything a girl can dream of. Do you have a bathroom?

Clay: No, I specifically requested the only hotel room in the world that doesn't have a bathroom.

Aisha: So what brings you to Bolivia?

Clay: Cruise ship.

Aisha: We're a landlocked country.

Clay: Yeah, well... it's an amazing cruise ship.

Clay: How'd you know we were alive?

Aisha: Counted the number of teeth in the chopper wreckage. Plus you guys aren't exactly subtle.

Jensen: [trying to hit on Aisha] Hi.

[Aisha, cleaning her gun, ignores him]

Jensen: Where are you from? Originally?

Aisha: The wilds of Northern Africa.

Jensen: Wow. So that must have been... sandy...

[awkward pause]

Jensen: Do you have any hobbies?

Aisha: When I was little, I collected human ears.

Aisha: I was born in a desert place. War was my only mother. As a child, I moved through the battlefield and slit the throats of screaming Russian boys. I firebombed my first tank when I was twelve years old and machine-gunned the crew as they fled, burning.