Airport Attendant Quotes in Airport 1975 (1974)

[commenting on Janice's medical condition]

Airport Attendant: The poor kid! She's in Washington and her kidney is in Los Angeles.

Airport Attendant: You know, it's - it's the desert air that does it.

Steve Bancroft: Does what?

Airport Attendant: Dries out your brain juice so you can't think straight no more. Happens t'everybody out here.

Airport Attendant: Uh! Sure hope them boys can fly better'n they can drive.

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: [sets off alarm while going through airport security in disguise carrying a gun] What is this, a game show? What did I win, a Pinto?

Airport Attendant: I'm sorry sir, we're going to have to search you.

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: Please sir, what did I do? What did I do? What's my crime?

Airport Attendant: You beeped.

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: I beeped! I beeped! Take me away! Take me back to Russia! Put me in irons! I beeped! The mad beeper is loose! Take away the beeper! Take me away!

[first lines]

Airport Attendant: What's the score, Doc?

Dr. Matt Hastings: Twins. Cutest things you ever saw.

Airport Attendant: Hey, they're keepin' ya busy these days.

Dr. Matt Hastings: The desert, it gives people wonderful ideas. Check the ship, will ya?

Airport Attendant: You betcha.