Air Force SP at Gate Quotes in Real Genius (1985)

Air Force SP at Gate: IDs?

Chris Knight: Hey, could you snap it up buddy, we just flew in, we're tired, we're hungry, we rented this stupid car...

Mitch: Are you out of your mind?

Chris Knight: Shh. We've got to intimidate these guys. Be cool. It's okay.

Air Force SP at Gate: You're not on the list.

Chris Knight: List. We're not on the list. Yeah, that's because we're classified.

Mitch: Yeah.

Air Force SP at Gate: [on checkpoint phone in background] Security. Yes, sir.

Air Force SP at Gate: Aren't you guys a little young to be technicians?

Chris Knight: Yeah, well, lasers are a young science... okay, there, fine, you made me say it. Now we're both in trouble!

Air Force SP at Gate: Look, I'll call the duty officer.

[guard turns]

Mitch: Uh.

Chris Knight: [calling guard back] Hey, uh, there, uh, airborne!

Chris Knight: Don't do that. Listen, if you make that call it's our job: we're four hours late. Give us a break, will ya' buddy? Someday you might be in the private sector too, right?

Mitch: Yeah.

Chris Knight: [as guard turns again] We're dead.

Mitch: Oh, no.

Chris Knight: [as guard surprisingly waves them through] All right!