Air Conditioner Quotes in The Brave Little Toaster (1987)
Air Conditioner Quotes:
Air Conditioner: You guys really have an attachment for that kid, don't you?
Blanky: Yes. He was our master.
Air Conditioner: Well, that's real nice, and any day now, he might come romping back, huh? He'll just come whistling through that door, and everything will be the same. Real peachy-keen-like.
Lampy: It's a possibility.
Toaster: Well, at least we try to be optimistic.
Air Conditioner: [shouts] Optimistic? Somebody try to untie the knot in this guy's cord!
Kirby: Why don't you just shut off?
Air Conditioner: Hey, I'm really scared there, Kirby. What are you going to do, suck me to death?
Air Conditioner: So... It's back to that stupid static again. You think I don't know what's going on in here? I know what goes on in this cottage. It's a conspiracy and every one of you low-watts is in on it. Just 'cause you move around, you think you're better than I am. I'm not an invalid. I was designed to stick in the wall! I like being stuck in the stupid wall! I can't help it if the kid was too short to reach my dials...
[Begins to spark and fizzle furiously]
Toaster: We didn't mean it. Really!
Air Conditioner: [bellows] IT'S MY FUNCTION!
[continues sparking and fizzing and glowing]
Toaster: No, wait. Wait!
Kirby: He's gonna blow!
Toaster: Quick, yank your plugs!
[the appliances all unplug themselves just as Air Conditioner blows up]
Blanky: Poor Air Conditioner.
Toaster: I didn't think he'd take it so hard.
Kirby: Ah, he was a jerk anyway.
Toaster: Well, you can do what you like. We're not gonna give up hope.
Air Conditioner: That's real touchin', Toaster. You're gonna get me bawling like a baby anytime now.
Toaster: I think you're jealous.
Air Conditioner: Sure, I'm jealous of a bunch of dimwits.
Toaster: Yeah, because the master never played with you.
Kirby: Because you're stuck in a wall!
Air Conditioner: The whole bunch of you gotta have a combined wattage of maybe five, maybe less. It's been years. It's scrap metal time.
Air Conditioner: What is it with you guys, anyway? You act like you just came off the assembly line! Now get this through your chrome. We've been dumped! Abandoned!
Blanky: But he loved us.
The Radio: That's right.
Air Conditioner: So what? He's a kid. He has a family. They move away, he moves away. It's a packaged deal.
Toaster: But maybe they're...
Air Conditioner: He's not coming back! Pure and simple!
Kirby: Oh yeah? Did you talk to him recently or something? They could drive up any second!
Blanky: You really think so?
Kirby: I'm not talking to you!
Toaster: What are you laughing at?
Air Conditioner: Absolutely nothing, nothing at all.
Lampy: I think he was laughing at us.
Air Conditioner: You know something? You're a bright little lamp.
Lampy: Thanks... Hey!
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