Air Conditioner Quotes in The Brave Little Toaster (1987)

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Air Conditioner Quotes:

  • Air Conditioner: You guys really have an attachment for that kid, don't you?

    Blanky: Yes. He was our master.

    Air Conditioner: Well, that's real nice, and any day now, he might come romping back, huh? He'll just come whistling through that door, and everything will be the same. Real peachy-keen-like.

    Blanky: Uh-huh.

    Lampy: It's a possibility.

    Toaster: Well, at least we try to be optimistic.

    Air Conditioner: [shouts] Optimistic? Somebody try to untie the knot in this guy's cord!

    Kirby: Why don't you just shut off?

    Air Conditioner: Hey, I'm really scared there, Kirby. What are you going to do, suck me to death?

  • Air Conditioner: So... It's back to that stupid static again. You think I don't know what's going on in here? I know what goes on in this cottage. It's a conspiracy and every one of you low-watts is in on it. Just 'cause you move around, you think you're better than I am. I'm not an invalid. I was designed to stick in the wall! I like being stuck in the stupid wall! I can't help it if the kid was too short to reach my dials...

    [Begins to spark and fizzle furiously]

    Toaster: We didn't mean it. Really!

    Air Conditioner: [bellows] IT'S MY FUNCTION!

    [continues sparking and fizzing and glowing]

    Toaster: No, wait. Wait!

    Kirby: He's gonna blow!

    Toaster: Quick, yank your plugs!

    [the appliances all unplug themselves just as Air Conditioner blows up]

    Blanky: Poor Air Conditioner.

    Toaster: I didn't think he'd take it so hard.

    Kirby: Ah, he was a jerk anyway.

  • Toaster: Well, you can do what you like. We're not gonna give up hope.

    Air Conditioner: That's real touchin', Toaster. You're gonna get me bawling like a baby anytime now.

    Toaster: I think you're jealous.

    Air Conditioner: Sure, I'm jealous of a bunch of dimwits.

    Lampy: Dim?

    Toaster: Yeah, because the master never played with you.

    Kirby: Because you're stuck in a wall!

  • Air Conditioner: The whole bunch of you gotta have a combined wattage of maybe five, maybe less. It's been years. It's scrap metal time.

  • Air Conditioner: What is it with you guys, anyway? You act like you just came off the assembly line! Now get this through your chrome. We've been dumped! Abandoned!

    Blanky: But he loved us.

    The Radio: That's right.

    Air Conditioner: So what? He's a kid. He has a family. They move away, he moves away. It's a packaged deal.

    Toaster: But maybe they're...

    Air Conditioner: He's not coming back! Pure and simple!

    Kirby: Oh yeah? Did you talk to him recently or something? They could drive up any second!

    Blanky: You really think so?

    Kirby: I'm not talking to you!

  • Toaster: What are you laughing at?

    Air Conditioner: Absolutely nothing, nothing at all.

    Lampy: I think he was laughing at us.

    Air Conditioner: You know something? You're a bright little lamp.

    Lampy: Thanks... Hey!

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