Aide Quotes in Jonah Hex (2010)
Aide Quotes:
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Lieutenant Grass: Begging your pardon, sir, but why does the President care if one old Confederate general is still alive?
President Grant: After Gettysburg, Turnbull changed. He targeted hospitals, schools, churches... kill enough people, and soon they would tear down the government that failed to protect them. His Mexican slaves, they had a nickname for him... what was it?
Aide: "Terrorista."
President Grant: Terrorista.
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Dr. Steckler: Let's have a look here.
[presses Luke's limp thumb to a scanner]
Dr. Steckler: Oh, look, that insurance just expired. Take him to F ward.
Aide: Oh, sorry doctor, I'm new. What's F ward?
Dr. Steckler: Severe brain trauma. No medical insurance. Give you three guesses what F stands for...
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Matt Douglas: I hate these funerals. It's just awful when another good Democrat passes on.
Aide: I believe the deceased was a Republican, sir.
Matt Douglas: Oh, well, then it might not be so bad.
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[an aide suggests that General Lee surrender]
Gen. Robert E. Lee: [Grasping sword] Surrender? My poor army! Why I'd rather die a thousand deaths than to do that to them.
Aide: There, there, General. You must lie down and rest.
Gen. Robert E. Lee: [Introspectively] Rest... that's a beautiful word.
-- Aide
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