Ahchoo Quotes in Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)

Robin Hood: As my first order of business, I would like to appoint a new Sheriff... my friend Ahchoo.

Crowd: A black sheriff?

Blinkin: He's black?

Ahchoo: And why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles.

Ahchoo: Hey Blinkin.

Blinkin: Did you say 'Abe Lincoln'?

Ahchoo: No, I didn't say 'Abe Lincoln', I said 'Hey Blinkin.' Hold the reins, man.

Maid Marian: I've come to warn you, Prince John and Rottingham have hired men to kill you at the fair tomorrow. You musn't go.

Robin Hood: Well, that's easy. I won't.

Maid Marian: Oh, I'm so happy! They were going to try to lure you there by having an archery contest.

Robin Hood: An archery contest?

Maid Marian: Their archer is unbeatable.

Robin Hood: Really?

Maid Marian: Robin, promise you won't go.

Robin Hood: All right, I promise you won't go.

Maid Marian: Thank you.

[stops for a second, confused]

Ahchoo: But wait a minute, Robin, didn't you just...

Robin Hood: Cool it...

Ahchoo: Chilled.

[Robin tries to jump on his horse and falls]

Ahchoo: Man, white men can't jump.

Ahchoo: [after Blinkin catches an arrow] Blinkin! How did you do that?

Blinkin: I heard that coming a mile away.

Robin Hood: Right-o, Blinkin, very good.

Blinkin: Pardon? Who's talking?

[Robin and Ahchoo are fighting royal soldiers]

Ahchoo: Time out! Sorry bad guys, but I am running out of air. Gotta get pumped.

[Ahchoo pumps his sneakers]

Ahchoo: OK honkies. Time in!

[Ahchoo has released Robin from a noose]

Robin Hood: Nice shooting, Ahchoo.

Ahchoo: To tell you the truth, I was aiming for the Hangman.

Rabbi Tuckman: I am Rabbi Tuckman, purveyor of sacramental wine and moyel extraordinaire.

Merry Men: 'ello Rabbi!

Rabbi Tuckman: Hello boys!

Robin Hood: A moyel... I don't believe I've ever heard of that profession.

Rabbi Tuckman: A moyel is a very important guy. He makes circumcisions.

Scarlet: What, pray tell, sir, is a circumcision?

Rabbi Tuckman: It's the latest craze. The ladies love it!

Little John: I'll take one!

Ahchoo: Hey, put me down for two!

Robin Hood: I'm game. How's it done?

Rabbi Tuckman: It's a snap.

[demonstrates with a carrot and a miniature guillotine]

Rabbi Tuckman: I take my machine here, I take your little thing, I put it through this hole, and then...

[releases the blade, cutting the end off the carrot]

Rabbi Tuckman: I nip the tip! Whose first?

Merry Men: [groan]

Little John: I changed me mind!

Ahchoo: I forgot, I already got one.

Blinkin: [puts his hand in the air] Question...

[Ahchoo pulls his arm down silencing him]

Rabbi Tuckman: I gotta start working with a younger crowd.

Robin Hood: [Robin and Ahchoo are fight the sherif of Rottinghams men] Watch my back!

Ahchoo: [Ahchoo litarlly leans over and looks at his back as a guard punches him twice in the back] Your back just got punched twice.

Robin Hood: Thank You!

Ahchoo: Let's get out of this ladies clothing and get into our tights!

Ahchoo: [offers to shake hands with Blinkin] Hey, put her there?

Blinkin: How do you do do?

[extends arm that hits Achoo in the gut]

Ahchoo: [hoarsely] I've been better.

Ahchoo: What part of Georgia you from? South Central?

Robin Hood: This is Ahchoo.

Little John: Bless you!

Ahchoo: [laughs] No, that's my name, man. Ahchoo.

[Sheriff of Rottingham carries a screaming Maid Marian to a tower of his castle]

Ahchoo: [to Robin] The Sheriff! He's got your woman, man! He's gonna deflower her in the tower! Ugh!

Ahchoo: [standing by a creek] Look, Robin, you don't have to do this. I mean, this ain't exactly the Mississipi. I'm on one side, I'm on the other side. I'm on the east bank, I'm on the west bank. It's not that critical.

Robin Hood: By the by, do you know praying mantis?

Ahchoo: You're looking at him.

Ahchoo: Hey man, tough room... why don't you let me give it a try.

Ahchoo: [Puts on a pair of glasses]

Ahchoo: People of Sherwood look at yourselves! Go ahead, take a look around. Oh people of Sherwood you been had. Hoodwinked! Bamboozled! Run amuck! We didn't land on Sherwood forest, Sherwood forest landed on us!

Sheriff of Rottingham: I was angry at you before Loxley, but now I'm really pissed off!

Ahchoo: Pissed off? If I was that close to a horse's wiener I'd be worrying about being pissed on!

[Ahchoo is getting beaten up by a group of soldiers and as Robin who is riding his horse searches for Ahchoo, he suddenly saw Ahchoo getting beaten up by a group of soldiers]

Robin Hood: Ahchoo?

[the soldiers briefly stop beating Ahchoo and face Robin Hood]

Soldiers: Bless you!

[the soldiers continues to beat up Ahchoo]

Ahchoo: Man, I hope someone is getting a video of this!

Ahchoo: I should have never worn these shoes. They just don't match my purse.

Ahchoo: Blinkin - what's the fastest way to reach the villagers?

Blinkin: Why don't we fox them?

Ahchoo: Fox them!