Agnes Gooch Quotes in Auntie Mame (1958)
Agnes Gooch Quotes:
Mame Dennis: Oh, Agnes, where is your spine? Here you've been taking my dictation for weeks and you don't get the message of my book. Live, that's the message!
Agnes Gooch: Live?
Mame Dennis: Yes! Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death!
[Pouring Agnes a drink]
Mame Dennis: This will calm you down.
Agnes Gooch: Oh, no! Spirits do the most horrible thing to me. I'm not the same person!
Mame Dennis: What's wrong with that?
Agnes Gooch: Will it mix with Dr. Pepper?
Mame Dennis: He'll love it! Drink!
Agnes Gooch: [about her evening with Brian... that she can't remember] I lived. I gotta find out what to do now!
Mame Dennis: [pointing to Agnes] And what is this?
Agnes Gooch: I'm your sponge!
[repeated line; whenever someone asks what her name is]
Agnes Gooch: [deadpanned] Gooch.
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