Agent Pamela Harris Quotes in Central Intelligence (2016)

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Agent Pamela Harris Quotes:

  • Calvin Joyner: Are you familiar with Facebook?

    Agent Pamela Harris: We surveil it.

    Calvin Joyner: He sent me a friend request. That's how this whole thing started.

    Agent Pamela Harris: And you accepted?

    Calvin Joyner: Don't do that. Don't do that to me. You give me a second. Okay? Don't fire back like that. First of all, fuck Mark Zuckerberg, all right? Now, I accepted because it was Facebook. And it's rude when you don't accept it, and I don't know if the person on the other end can see me not accept it. That's why I accepted.

  • Calvin Joyner: [seated between two angry CIA agents] I'm gonna address the elephant in the room. Okay, first of all, you... You guys, I want to say sorry to. Because what you're probably thinking is not what happened. Accidents! I know you're like, "How can you accidentally pistol-whip somebody and shoot somebody?"It can happen. Okay? Today is proof that it can happen. So... I'm glad I got to get that off my chest.

    Agent Pamela Harris: Relax, Mr. Joyner. I believe you.

    Calvin Joyner: Okay, thank you.

    Agent Pamela Harris: Trust me, I know a scared shitless civilian when I see one.

  • Agent Pamela Harris: Mr. Joyner, it was a pleasure working with you. If you ever want a career change, you give me a call.

    Calvin Joyner: If I were to give you a call, how would I get in touch with you?

    Agent Pamela Harris: Just pick up any phone in your house. They're all bugged.

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