Agent Mimi Quotes in Casino Royale (1967)

Agent Mimi: [Referring to a painting on the wall] To your right Sir James Bond, Lady Mary. Daughter of Douglas McTarry, raped by the Campbells in 1622. In retaliation of which Lord Douglas sent his only son, Hamish, out to rape twel' Campbell lasses.

Sir James: At-t-t the same time?

Agent Mimi: Eldest first, of course. As prescribed by scripture. Youngest bore him triplets. Their union thus bounteously blessed a contract of marriage was entered into which brought the McTarrys Black Loch, Ben Tarn, the Shagsa Rock, Glenlocke and a good stretch of salmon water.

Agent Mimi: Naught else, remains?

Sir James: Nothing to sp-speak of, I'm afraid. It was found in a tree, a hundred yards from where he stood. It took off, was it were and flew like a bi-bird. But, whether it is an article of ap-apparel or an-an anatomical fea-feature? That is the question? Should it be given Christian bu-burial? Just how pe-personal is - a - toupee?

Agent Mimi: It can only be regarded as - a heirloom.

Agent Mimi: Sleep on hard nails, on thinkin' on my dearie. All a long night, awake, grovelin' in grief. Comfort me, Jamie, lad. Gimme your bosom to weep on. Doodle me, Jamie.

Sir James: Really, madame!

Agent Mimi: I here by claim my widow's due according to McTarry tradition, let me be comforted. Doodle me!

Sir James: A quaint custom, but one more honored in the breech, than in the observance.

Agent Mimi: Then you'll have to pay the Piper!

Sir James: My dear.

Agent Mimi: One more request, the last. Think of me as the second woman in your life - the one after Mata Hari. Kiss me, Jamie. Kiss me, goodbye.

Agent Mimi: Oh, my love is like a red, red rose - that's newly sprung in June.