Agent Fleming Quotes in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America (1996)

Agent Bork: Chief, you know that guy whose camper they were whacking off in?

Agent Fleming: Bork, you're a Federal Agent. You represent the United States government. Never end a sentence with a preposition.

Agent Bork: Oh, uh... You know that guy in whose camper they... I mean, that guy off in whose camper they were whacking?

Agent Fleming: Give us the unit!

Beavis: Why does everybody want to see my schlong?

[after apprehending Butt-head]

Agent Fleming: Agent Hurly, I want you to give this scumbag a cavity search. I'm talking Roto-Rooter. Don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth.

David VanDriessen: I assume you're a government agent. I would think you'd know there's something in this country called due process, okay?

Agent Fleming: That's about the kind of talk I'd expect from the guy who taught these two. Take this scum away.

David VanDriessen: I believe I'm supposed to be read my Miranda rights. Now, if...

[he is interrupted as an ATF agent slugs him in the chest with the butt of the rifle; VanDriessen moans in pain]