Agent Brick Davis Quotes in Corky Romano (2001)

Corky: I never thought I'd live to see the day that an FBI agent would be peddling smack.

Agent Brick Davis: Don't act so surprised. J. Edgar Hoover used to wear a dress.

Corky: Just tell me why, Brick.

Agent Brick Davis: I don't know. I suppose it made him feel sexy.

Corky: Not Hoover, You.

Agent Brick Davis: I can't call you by your first name because I'm not a part of your "Groovy Tie Squad"?

Agent Terrence Darnell: ...No, it's because you're an asshole.

Agent Brick Davis: I am not an asshole!

Agent Terrence Darnell: ...Yeah, ya are. Everyone thinks you are. Even your wife- why do you think she left you?

Agent Brick Davis: You do speak Manderain, don't you?

Corky: Oh yes. I just didn't understand your accent. See, I was taught by an up scale family, su su sudio.

Howard Shuster: That Mr. Shuster to you.

Agent Brick Davis: Oh what? I can't call you Howard because I'm not a member of the groovy tie squad?

Peter: [Pointing a gun at Agent Davis' back] Who the hell are you?

Agent Brick Davis: Agent Brick Davis

Peter: Oh. Freeze prick

Agent Brick Davis: Hey Nash Bridges, you left the safety on.