African Quotes in Next Friday (2000)

Day-Day: Roach, if Pinky catches you doing that X-Games shit on the counter, we both gon' be fired!

African: [walking in store] Motherfuckers. You motherfuckers! What the fuck is this? You motherfuckers!

Day-Day: Can I help you, sir?

African: Yes, what is this? Huh? This is whack! I can't get jiggy with this shit! Where's your damn manager, that pink motherfucker?

Day-Day: The manager's not here. I'm running the store right now.

African: You look like the playa-hater who sold me this shit. Give me back my damn money right now, and I don't have no damn receipt.

Day-Day: Do you have the cover, sir?

African: I don't have no damn cover! Kiss my ass, so what?

Day-Day: Can I see it sir?

[looks at CD]

Day-Day: What, were you chewing on this shit before you got here?

African: Bullshit, motherfucker! Do you know who you are fucking with?

Day-Day: Bishop Desmond Tutu?

African: Try again, motherfucker!

Day-Day: Winnie Mandela's lil'...

African: Try *again*, motherfucker!

Day-Day: Just an ugly ass black dude.

African: I'll go *postal* in this motherfucker!

Day-Day: Man, you better take your hostile black ass outta here!

African: [knocks down CD stand as Craig walks in] Ol' biatch...

[Craig shoves him into CD rack]

African: Oh, shit! Please, don't hurt me! Please! This's John Blaze; I can get jiggy with this!

Craig: Get your ass up outta here!

African: I'm just a bitch-ass nigga!