Advisor Quotes in Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)

Advisor: I am not the prince, I am the man behind the prince.

Advisor: [throws up after accepting a bribe] Every goddamn time.

Advisor: These old ears have heard tell of a land called Hollywood, where storytellers abound. Perhaps we could bring some over, as hostages?

Mays Gilliam: [on a bullhorn outside Lewis's office] Yo, Lewis! Your mother's ass is so big, when she sits down, she's three feet taller! Yo, Lewis!

Advisor: Sir, I think it's time we prepare for a debate.

Brian Lewis: Aw, give me one good reason I should debate that jerk.

Advisor: [distressed] He talked about your mother, sir!

Brian Lewis: So what?

Lewis' mother: [Lewis's mother enters and slaps him] Are you going to just let him talk about me like that?

Mayor John Pappas: Leslie, I'm going to speak at the little boy's funeral. James Bone's funeral.

Advisor: I think that's a blueprint for trouble, sir.

Mayor John Pappas: I don't care. It's the right thing to do; I'm going to do it.

Leslie Christos: I don't think you'll be welcome there, Mr. Mayor.

Mayor John Pappas: Well, they've got me anyway.