Adult Video Actor Quotes in Election (1999)

[Jim McAllister watches porn in his basement]

Adult Video Actor: Crystal! What are you doing here in the boy's locker room?

Adult Video Actress: Come to see the star quarterback before the big game.

Adult Video Actor: But what if Coach Henderson walks in?

Adult Video Actress: Oh, that's okay, I took care of him. So, uh, whatya reading?

Adult Video Actor: Oh, I'm just reviewing my playbook.

Adult Video Actress: I know a play we can practice: You be quarterback, I'll be tight-end.