Adrian Petunia Quotes in Petunia (2012)

Michael Petunia: I'm just ready for this wedding to be over, and the marriage to start.

Adrian Petunia: The wedding's supposed to be the easy part.

Vivian Petunia: I think I like you more than him.

Adrian Petunia: You're supposed to like me more than him. You're married to him.

Vivian Petunia: You know, if it wasn't you, it'd probably be somebody else.

Adrian Petunia: Yeah, I guess it's better to keep it in the family.

[Vivian controls her laughter]

Charlie Petunia: This is messed up. She doesn't know whether it's yours or his.

Adrian Petunia: It will look the same either way.