Adrian Doorbal Quotes in Pain & Gain (2013)

Adrian Doorbal: I'm a man who just got married and his penis don't work.

Adrian Doorbal: Hey, is that breast milk?

Paul Doyle: What?

Adrian Doorbal: Is that breast milk?

Paul Doyle: Why would that be breast milk?

Adrian Doorbal: 'Cause this is. Listen: You take this, you put it in there, and you got the real HGH. I'm talkin' about a steroid shake. I got this pregnant chick I buy it from - she real clean, too.

Paul Doyle: No...

Adrian Doorbal: No, no, no, for real, she just got her tests and everything. Oh, my - You ever suck a pregnant woman titty? Oh, my god, this so good. Come on, try some.

[off no answer]

Adrian Doorbal: It'll make you great, man. You already big, but you could be bigGER. You know? I'm big - I'mma be swole, though. Walk sideways through doors. You want some? We can be titty brothers.

[laughs]

Adrian Doorbal: Yeah!

Paul Doyle: I'm gonna go with "No." Excuse me.

[about some vibrators]

Adrian Doorbal: There's some complex engineering in these things.