Adam Levy Quotes in Love & Sex (2000)

Adam Levy: I cheese sandwich you.

Kate: I cheese sandwich you too.

Adam Levy: Kate, I cheese sandwich you.

Adam Levy: [listening to Kate's pregnant stomach] mmm-hmmm... yea, Ned says he wants a womb with a view.

Kate: Ned's not very funny.

Adam Levy: Well, we should cut Ned some slack, Ned's only a fetus.

Adam Levy: Two people can be perfect for each other but if the timing's wrong it's never going to work out. Bad timing is the reason that most normal people end up single. Weirdos and creeps are single cause they are weird and creepy but people like us are single because of bad timing.

Adam Levy: Don't poke the bear in the zoo.

Adam Levy: I mean, I can't even be around you. You're sitting here and you're like this incredibly juicy ham sandwich that I just want to stuff in my mouth and I can't because, like, my lips are sewn shut.

Kate: That's a pretty analogy.

Adam Levy: You know what I mean.

Adam Levy: I know what this is about, you're a woman and you're afraid of becoming obsolete. You're at an age when men are starting to notice younger girls and its freaking you out.

Adam Levy: We haven't had sex in awhile.

Kate: Hm?

Adam Levy: We haven't had sex in like 3 weeks.

Kate: Mmmhm.

Adam Levy: You're not even listening to me.

Kate: ...no, I wasn't

Adam Levy: I said we haven't had sex in like 3 weeks.

Kate: Well, maybe its because you clip your toenails in our bed.