Ack Ack Raymond Quotes in One Crazy Summer (1986)

Egg Stork: Ack Ack, let me tell you a little story. A story about a little fat kid who everybody made fun of, and nobody liked and he had a twin brother, and everybody said he never looked like his twin brother, but he wanted to...

Ack Ack Raymond: Egg, where you that little boy?

Egg Stork: No! No! But I used to beat the shit out him! "Why are you so fat? Why are so ugly?" Aaagghh!

Ack Ack Raymond: Great story, thanks.

[while holding up a doll that had its head torn off]

Ack Ack Raymond: Do you realize that for every lost doll there's a little girl with a broken heart.

George Calamari: Are you sure you want to be a Marine Acky? I just can't see you having a killer instinct.