Ace Hanlon Quotes in The Quick and the Dead (1995)

Ace Hanlon: You wanna play poker with me, little lady?

Ellen: Looks like you're having a pretty good time playing with yourself.

John Herod: Mr. Hanlon, I wanted to ask you about Indian Wells. Did that fight really take place?

Ace Hanlon: It sure did.

John Herod: And it's true that you gunned down four men?

Ace Hanlon: Two with my left hand. Two with my right hand. You see, the truth is that I am just as good with either.

John Herod: You must be the fastest gun in the west... That, or the biggest liar.

Ace Hanlon: It's a pity you weren't there to find out.

John Herod: [laughter] Oh, but I was, Ace. You see, I was the one that really killed the Terrence brothers, and I doubt if a lying little chickenshit like you was even in the same state.

Ace Hanlon: [Holding a card deck] This is a very special pack. See, I put an ace in every time I kill a man.

[Shows it and its all aces]

Ace Hanlon: One-Eye, you take the boys down and see if you can't convince Wells to sell at the *right* price.

One-Eye Chapin: It worked before, Ace. It oughta this time.