Abel Wood Quotes in Lust in the Dust (1985)

Ninfa, Whore at Marguerita's: I am the best French kisser in Chile Verde.

Abel Wood: If I come across a Frenchman, I'll be sure to let him know.

Father Garcia: How long has it been since your last confession, my son?

Abel Wood: 'Bout twenty years.

Father Garcia: [pricks himself with needle while sewing] Aye!

Abel Wood: I just have to get a few things off my chest... Lets see, first there was, uh, this girl in El Paso... her mother... and her grand-mother.

[continuing confession in a later scene]

Father Garcia: Many men like horses, my son.

Abel Wood: But Doc Holliday *really* liked horses, Father. Well, what do you think he was doing in the O.K. Corral early in the morning?

[continuing confession in a later scene]

Abel Wood: And then there was the time with the two lockjaw Indian maidens.

Father Garcia: You mean "Choctaw" Indians, my son. There are no "lockjaw" Indians.

Abel Wood: There are now.