Abdul Qadir Quotes in Daawat-e-Ishq (2014)

Gulrez: What happened is that your Mr. Montu is a fraud. His bio-data said "fluent in English" but he says "bilu" for blue and "flim" for film. He asked me if I watch bilu flim. Tell me, Booji, how do I answer to that if his pronunciation of "blue film" is so wrong? And for education qualification, he wrote "degree from IIM." IIM means...?

Abdul Qadir: Indian Institute of Management.

Gulrez: International Institute of Mahbubnagar.

Gulrez: [to Montu] Mr. Bad-English-bilu-flim-fake-diploma-holder-Montu - you have wasted our time.

Abdul Qadir: [in English] One big size suit, please.

Hotel Receptionist: Sorry?

Gulrez: [in better English] One king-size suite, please.

Abdul Qadir: [speaking of a husband for Gulrez] How do I get an Oxford dictionary product for fifteen lakhs?

Abdul Qadir: It's a law, not nail polish.

Abdul Qadir: If the whole world is feeding off dishonesty, why should we starve by being honest?

Tariq: Arm-wrestle with me. Winner pays the bill.

Abdul Qadir: We're leaving. Come on.

Gulrez: [to Tariq] Okay. Let's see what you've got.

Abdul Qadir: No, Sania.

Tariq: It was a joke, madam. You're a very serious number. Was the curry too spicy?

Tariq: Simple wedding - like.

Abdul Qadir: Okay.

Tariq: Bride and groom solemnize the wedding themselves - like that, too.

Abdul Qadir: Okay.

Tariq: But make her my wife without knowing her - not like.

Abdul Qadir: Meaning?

Tariq: I need three days with your daughter.

Gulrez: Are you crazy?