Abdul Khan Quotes in East Is East (1999)

[Abdul and Tariq approach a local nightclub]

Bouncer: All right, Tony, how ya goin' mate?

Tariq Khan: All right, Bazza?

Bouncer: Yeah, good to see ya. All right, in ya go.

Tariq Khan: Nice, mate.

Bouncer: [to Abdul] Where do you think you're going, smiler?

Tariq Khan: This is our kid, erm...

Abdul Khan: Arthur, me name's Arthur.

Mark: Gunga Din! Drinking the white man's brew!

Fat Twat: What are you doing here, Abdul?

Abdul Khan: It's me stag night. I'm gettin' married.

Mark: Who to?

Abdul Khan: Dunno. Me dad hasn't bothered introducing us yet.