Abby McClure Quotes in With Six You Get Eggroll (1968)

Molly the Maid: [in front of Jake, Abby's date for the evening] Mrs. McClure! Now I need to put the meat on broil but your hair is on bake. Which should I do first?

Abby McClure: [humiliated] I think the *hair*, Molly.

Molly the Maid: False hair, false eyelashes, false bosoms. In my day women were flesh and blood, now they're 70% nylon and 30% foam rubber.

Abby McClure: The only thing I've never gotten is why parents never run away.

Abby McClure: Pretty, huh. Why shouldn't he date a young chick? Why take the bus when you can fly?

Jason McClure: Can I sleep with you, Mommy?

Abby McClure: Go! Get moving!

Jake Iverson: There's nothing wrong with that. I was just going to ask you the same thing.

Abby McClure: [During a raucous party] If this wasn't my house I'd go home!

Jason McClure: [walking into bedroom] Mommy!

Abby McClure: [hugging Jason] What is it, sweety?

Jason McClure: I can't find the bathroom!

Mitch McClure: [They're all gathered at a table in a Chinese restaurant] Boy, am I glad you two got married!

Abby McClure: You are?

Mitch McClure: Mm-hmm. Because with six, you get eggroll!

Cleo: [approaches Jake getting out of his car] Oh, Jake... Well, howdy, neighbor.

Jake Iverson: [caught by surprise] Oh, Hi, Cleo...

Cleo: Sorry I haven't been over lately. I've been in Mexico - getting a divorce.

Cleo: [Cleo then notices Abby getting out of the car] Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were alone.

Jake Iverson: No, no, I'm not... Abby, this is Mrs. Ruskin. She's my... it's the neighbor - next door.

Jake Iverson: [to Cleo] This is Abby, my wife.

Cleo: Well, I just, uh, *happened* to be walking down the street...

Abby McClure: It's a nice night for streetwalking, yeah...

Cleo: She *is* your wife, isn't she?